the soldier and the nun

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sulky_uk

October 04, 2008, 10:19:34 AM
The Soldier and the Nun

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq '
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'
 
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October 04, 2008, 02:01:01 PM
:roflmao::roflmao: very good!
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October 04, 2008, 03:11:54 PM
awsome :roflmao:

Thulsa Doom

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October 04, 2008, 09:40:18 PM
Brilliant :roflmao:

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October 14, 2008, 03:21:52 PM
LMAO :roflmao:
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