20 funny newspaper headlines

Started by delanvital, August 24, 2008, 04:39:51 PM

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OldBloke

The first one did it for me. :roflmao:
"War without end. Well, what was history if not that? And how would having the stars change anything?" - James S. A. Corey

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Aquilifer

Great ones. Makes me wonder if the journalist has made some of those on purpose... like the Tiger Woods headline :lmfao:

I have some too, but they are in Finnish, so I think I skip them :rolleyes:

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DogMeat

A few more...

http://home.planet.nl/~blade068/languagefun/blooperheadlines.htm

"MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER"

"
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies"
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delanvital

Quote from: DogMeat;242092A few more...
 
http://home.planet.nl/~blade068/languagefun/blooperheadlines.htm
 
"MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER"
 
"
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies"

"Stadium Air Conditioning Fails -- Fans Protest"
 
Quality stuff :lmfao:

delanvital

Just came across this site

Real shame that Dogger's link is dead.

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Quote from: delanvital;263008Real shame that Dogger's link is dead.
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