Stuck for a line for your valentines cards........

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DuVeL

January 30, 2004, 05:19:35 PM
Then look no further.....


These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Some of these are classic ....


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head

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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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DuVeL

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January 30, 2004, 05:27:05 PM
Something else : bubblewrap
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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OldBloke

#2
January 30, 2004, 05:54:20 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Jan 30 2004, 05:27 PM
Something else : bubblewrap
LOL

Saw a little kid going around the supermarket with his mum. He had been given a lump of bublewrap to keep him amused.  :)
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DuVeL

#3
January 30, 2004, 06:12:41 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by OldBloke+Jan 30 2004, 05:54 PM-->
QUOTE (OldBloke @ Jan 30 2004, 05:54 PM)
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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FATAL

#4
January 30, 2004, 06:47:01 PM
o....yeh........try the manic mode out dude, totaly awsume  :help:
-=[dMw]=-FATAL

DarkAngel

#5
January 30, 2004, 11:33:08 PM
Must Have More lol  :D  n1

GRIM_REAPER

#6
January 30, 2004, 11:43:31 PM
screw counter strike this is much better the skill needed is incredible.!!!!
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DuVeL

#7
January 31, 2004, 07:00:19 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by GRIM_REAPER@Jan 30 2004, 11:43 PM
screw counter strike this is much better the skill needed is incredible.!!!!
Any highscores yet?  :D
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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