Expedition to locate the rare wild UAV

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Ranger

August 30, 2005, 03:13:56 PM
As there continues to be some strident scepticism among my fellow BIG & dMw colleagues as to my veracity regarding my sightings of the UAV, I have hit upon a plan that should expunge my tarnished reputation as a serious investigator into the BF2 mysteries.

In essence, I propose an expedition â€" not for the faint hearted among you â€" to explore the highest reaches of the great mountains that surround the various BF2 maps.

It is there â€" according to legend- that the rare wild UAV thrives, inhabiting the highest and most inaccessible of cloudy peaks. Here the natives speak of the ‘great silver bird’, which it is said brings with it great misfortune.

I have concocted a full-proof plan to lure the wild UAV from its promontory using a clever devise of my own invention. This mechanism utilises special bait, which the natives tell me that the Great UAV desires more than any other prey…

Marmite on toast.

You will see from my diagram that my plan is both well conceived and irresistible to our quarry!



I shall publish in this venerable forum the results of my expedition, as well as any adventures that my party and I embark on during our long arduous travels north.

Farewell for now my stout fellows.
[QUOTE]"It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever." Homer J. Simpson[/QUOTE]

delanvital

#1
August 30, 2005, 03:38:29 PM
Marmite. It all makes sense now.

Hippy

#2
August 30, 2005, 03:49:40 PM
QuoteMarmite. It all makes sense now.

It does?

CoolHand

#3
August 30, 2005, 03:50:12 PM
I'm in.

Tell me time and place, and I'll dare the wilderness.

DuVeL

#4
August 30, 2005, 03:54:09 PM
Do all the BIGfellas have escaped from Loonyville?  :ph34r:  ;)
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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delanvital

#5
August 30, 2005, 04:43:30 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Hippy@Aug 30 2005, 04:49 PM
It does?
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Yes, absolutely.

Dewey

#6
August 30, 2005, 05:01:54 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Aug 30 2005, 03:54 PM
Do all the BIGfellas have escaped from Loonyville? :ph34r: ;)
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We are all quite normal *squint* its you guys who are weird  :whistle:

Anonymous

#7
August 30, 2005, 05:09:41 PM
I can lend you a camel but cannot go personally as I have to be home in time for tea :D

target

#8
August 30, 2005, 08:18:29 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Aug 30 2005, 02:54 PM
Do all the BIGfellas have escaped from Loonyville? :ph34r: ;)
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They're from around Hull, I'm not surprised...

ps. I'm married to a Hull girl so I'm allowed to say things like that









she said so ;)
-=[dMw]=-target

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.

Anonymous

#9
August 30, 2005, 09:15:16 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by target@Aug 30 2005, 07:18 PM
I'm married to a Hull girl so I'm allowed to say things like that
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They have girls in Hull?  :blink:

DuVeL

#10
August 30, 2005, 10:41:19 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by target@Aug 30 2005, 09:18 PM
They're from around Hull, I'm not surprised...

ps. I'm married to a Hull girl so I'm allowed to say things like that
she said so ;)
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Hull? As in: Fire in the Hull? Ehrm, whole?
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Dewey

#11
August 30, 2005, 11:03:17 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by target@Aug 30 2005, 08:18 PM
They're from around Hull, I'm not surprised...

ps. I'm married to a Hull girl so I'm allowed to say things like that
she said so ;)
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Which part of Hull is she from? I'm betting West Hull? :)

Red_Thunder

#12
August 31, 2005, 12:03:07 AM
Ma muther is from "ULL"!

target

#13
August 31, 2005, 08:34:23 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by BIG-Dewey+Aug 30 2005, 10:03 PM-->
QUOTE(BIG-Dewey @ Aug 30 2005, 10:03 PM)
Which part of Hull is she from? I'm betting West Hull? :)
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No, she grew up on Bransholme and I'm originally from York - but we now live in East Sussex (where the sun is shining) where she has just finished her 3 year training as a midwife and will soon be gainfully employed  :D

-=[dMw]=-target

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.

Dewey

#14
August 31, 2005, 09:02:20 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by target+Aug 31 2005, 08:34 AM-->
QUOTE(target @ Aug 31 2005, 08:34 AM)
No, she grew up on Bransholme and I'm originally from York - but we now live in East Sussex (where the sun is shining) where she has just finished her 3 year training as a midwife and will soon be gainfully employed :D

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