This will upset some b*gger

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TeaLeaf

October 14, 2005, 03:03:43 PM
Well, you were right, the thread did upset someone, so it got closed, moved into compost corner and the original thread replaced with this benign notice.

We give a bit more latitude in this section of the forums than normal as it is a 'funny' section, but we all need to remember that it is all too easy to offend someone.  Without wanting to become the nanny state here, I think that thread went too far so I closed and moved it.

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October 14, 2005, 03:10:43 PM
Ron?

You can have this joke to make up for losing the other one. Feel free to post it as I don't think anyone has heard it yet :)

QuoteA 75-year-old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."

The next day, the 75-year-old man returned to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this...
First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor!!??"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what any of us tried, with our arthritis, we still couldn't get the jar open.”

Ranger

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October 14, 2005, 03:12:56 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by BlueBall@Oct 14 2005, 02:10 PM
Ron?

You can have this joke to make up for losing the other one. Feel free to post it as I don't think anyone has heard it yet :)
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:)

...Now that made me smile!

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MAD_ness

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October 14, 2005, 05:08:59 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by BlueBall@Oct 14 2005, 02:10 PM
Ron?

You can have this joke to make up for losing the other one. Feel free to post it as I don't think anyone has heard it yet :)
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not as funny as Rons ...

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I really was not born to work ALL my life !!!!!

Doorman

#4
October 14, 2005, 11:02:46 PM
Can't please al the people all the time  :rolleyes:

That joke wasn't meant to be offensive, just FUNNY My next joke was going to be about Catholics, or was it Muslims? But I think I'll pass.  :rumpy:










     
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