Paddy and Mick

[Apoc]

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it,
he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another
beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again
and asks for another beer.This happens about another seven times

before the bartender ask him "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks
good enough, I'll go home!"

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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
checkpoint.
Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro
means four", "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman
retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to
carry five persons."" You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy."Quattro
means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore
breaking the law. The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your
supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

[DuVeL]

HAhaha, that last 1 was superb.  :roflmao:  :lmfao: