Snappy Answers

[Gh0st Face Killah]

Snappy Answer #1


A stewardess was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man
approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his coat
and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your
ticket, not your stub."


Snappy Answer #2


A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket, but
couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the shelf stacker,
"Do these chickens get any bigger?" He replied, "No , they're dead."


Snappy Answer #3


The policeman got out of his car and the lad who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the policeman
said. The lad replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the
policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the lad on his way without a
ticket.


Snappy Answer #4


A lorry driver was driving along. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge
ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets
stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car
comes up. The policeman gets out of his car and walks around to the lorry
driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck?" The lorry
driver says, "No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol."


and finally #5, THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR


A university lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a
death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!" A smart-TANGO bloke in the back of the room raised his hand
and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from
complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to
stifle their laughter. When silence is restored, the lecturer smiles
sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I
suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

[delanvital]

:lmfao:  :lmfao: 3 and 5 are the best

[mono_dna]

:roflmao:

Originally posted by delanvital@Jan 12 2006, 06:30 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: 3 and 5 are the best

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Agreed!