Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia

Started by Thulsa Doom, January 24, 2006, 10:25:08 AM

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Thulsa Doom

Bruce walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

DuVeL

:lmfao:
Hehe, nice 1 Thulsa...
 :lmfao:
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MAD_ness

I really was not born to work ALL my life !!!!!

Doris

best joke of the year ...  its only January... silly aussies :P

 :lmfao:   good joke though


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Carr0t

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Mal: Define interesting...
Wash: Oh god, oh god, we\'re all going to die?