Medicare

[Thulsa Doom]

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,

 "Hello"

 "Mrs. Ward, please"

 "Speaking"

 "Mrs. Ward, this is Dr. jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your
 doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from
 another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is
 your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible"

 "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
 "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
 one tested positive AIDS. We can't tell which your husband is".

 "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward

 "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay these expensive tests one
 time"

 "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

 "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
 in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him"

[scot]

:lmfao: n1

[Arcticfire]

:roflmao: n1

[da_Ricci]

lol :roflmao:

[King]

:roflmao:  :thumbsup:  :toast:
We need more off those

[delanvital]

:lmfao:  :lmfao:

[Anonymous]

I haven't laughed so much in ages, classic  :roflmao:

[sheepy]

:lmfao:

[noevra]

ghehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :yahoo:  :g:  :yahoo:  :boxing:

[A Twig]

Yes indeed it is ice cold....