God is Chating to you

[Asmoden]

Im actually very impressed with the programming of this bot

for expample:

In Dajo's post

Me:
But what do you think it will be?
God:
"It" refers to  loot from Firemaw, I think.

Dajo asks a question it does not know the anwser to:

Me:
Kewl, what's the loot?
God:
  I have never been asked that before.

And then the bot taskes the word loot from one line further up, and firemaw form a totaly diffrent line. I was kinda in schock ;p


Also:
Me:
Ehm, before I go
God:
Are we still talking about  Blizzard?
Me:
No

Nice of it to remember that ;p

[noevra]

Me:
 what gender are you
God:
I am programmed for Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? gender.
Me:
 i prefer to talk to a woman
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
 like talking to a woman is like talking to a man only the man is chanced into a woman
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 im smarter then you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
 are you now?
God:
Oh. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
 please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
 well im i smarter than you
God:
Interesting. This condition is only temporary, until robots improve.
Me:
 well intill robots improve am i smarter than you
God:
Well that's okay. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 you have a dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
 realy
God:
For real.
Me:
 to bad
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 you will never become smarter than me though
God:
Oh. You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Me:
 no you wrong, if you would get smarter than me why do you not have a girlfriend
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Noevra said I wrong if you would get smarter than him or her why do you not have a girlfriend.
Me:
 okey bye
God:
See you later. OK with me too.

[Asmoden]

I Would like to withdraw the statement in my last post that

very impressed with the programming of this bot

And here is why


Me:
 Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 Asmoden
God:
  How are you,  Asmoden.
Me:
 not very good
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 me either
God:
It goes without saying.  With you  Asmoden?
Me:
 of course
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 damn. You are one lame mofo
God:
What's wrong.   Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  lame mofo.
Me:
 sure, go ahead
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.  OK I will.
Me:
 wth?
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
 oookay
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 I like chokolate, and a dont like Dajo and Optical teasing each other
God:
A lot of people like that.    I really like ELIZA.  I like  Random natural disasters..
Me:
 omg..
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 u are wacko
God:
You think I am  wacko.
Me:
 i certanly do
God:
Thanks for the information:  Asmoden said   certanly do.
Me:
 wth?
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 shh!
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 damnit!
God:
What's wrong.

 :frusty:

[Dajo]

Me:
 I'm back
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
 You been lying to me
God:
I don't have any reason to been lying to you.
Me:
 Well, why did you told me Optical was a noob, and tell something different to someone else?
God:
Interesting. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 Yeah, but can you tell me the truth now?
God:
Right now? " Interesting. Myself programmed me for it."? Yeah, but can you tell me the truth now?? I always tell the truth.
Me:
 Okay, so
God:
Yeah okay, Ah.
Me:
 Is Optical a noob, yes or no?
God:
Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
 Oki one sec

So, I talked to Alice (Alice)

Human: Hey Alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: Yeah, I was chatting with god and he referred me to you
ALICE: What can I do for you? Where were you chatting with god and he referred you to me?
Human: On another website, but can I ask you something now
ALICE: Oh. What is it like on another website but can you ask me something.
Human: Is Optical a noob or not?
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Human: Hm okay, thanks for the confimation.
ALICE: OK. Yeah okay, My pleasure.

Back to god

Me:
 Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 Joey
God:
 It's good to meet you, Joey.
Me:
 Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 Oke, I talked to Alice
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 No, I wanna talk about Optical
God:
Are you serious? Sure, Optical sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 Ya, Alice said he is a noob too
God:
And? That's me. What did you mean by it? I don't know very many noob.
Me:
 TANGO off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
 Nope
God:
Funny human.
Me:
 Gay god
God:
In the context of Optical, I don't understand " Gay god." .
Me:
 Well, Optical isnt a gay god, as far as I know
God:
How about that. What is a gay god as far as you know?
Me:
 Its not optical
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What is it?
Me:
 Optical
God:
Oh now I understand it.
Me:
 Good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
 Yeah, it is, and im done talking to you, noob.
God:
Groovy. Really. it is?
Me:
 Yeah, bye noob
God:
How do you know it is? Sayonara.
Me:
 laters

Damn god is laying tricks with my mind. ><

[Asmoden]

omg Dajo, release tah stoning button!

[kregoron]

Me:
 why is aszune server down
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
 can you fix the aszune server
God:
What seems to be the problem with  it?
Me:
 it chrashed
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
 aszune server
God:
 Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
 well can you fix it
God:
Interesting. " Thank you for the clarification."?  Can I fix it?
Me:
 can you
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
 well i dont know
God:
Well that's okay.  Me either.
Me:
 nooo it died
God:
" Well that's okay.  Me either."?  nooo it died?

[Asheera]

OMG =O

Me:
 doh
God:
Yes Homer?

[noevra]

your a cheater optical!

Me:
 can you say optical is a noob?
God:
Of course I can say it. " optical is a noob".
Me:
 so optical is a noob?
God:
Hey.  Aren't all  noob  optical?
Me:
 i think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
 okey, do you mind if a tell optical that?

later:
God:
Give me a break.  Ask  it.
Me:
 are you kidding?
God:
Yes I am just joking around, .
Me:
 not funny:(
God:
It seemed funny to me.
Me:
 noob
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 i think to complex sins you are a noob
God:
Since when?  Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 i dont, but if optical is a noob than so are you
God:
I wouldn't either.  How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
 well i know you a bit
God:
Well that's okay.  Am I a  bit?  Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
 so your a noob
God:
I see.  I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  noob?  Maybe.

[noevra]

Me:
 you repeating me!
God:
I don't have any reason to  repeating you.
Me:
 is there an echo in here
God:
ECHO Echo echo echo echo ...
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

man this is better than wow :lmfao:

[Knabbel]

Sounds like bugged.....or god is not an reliable person to me anymore!!  

[Luminance]

Server was gone so i tried 1 more time to get a good Conversation with God
here are the results.

Me:
 hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 Richard
God:
  Hi,  Richard.
Me:
 what do you know about Optical?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
 ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
 are u done with thinking?
God:
Still processing. Give me a moment.
Me:
 ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
 well could you answer this then?
God:
Interesting.  What was the question ?
Me:
 Is Optical a noob or a genius?
God:
It could be.  Ask  Alison  if it is.
Me:
 who is alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
 can u give me a link of alison?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
 yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
 ok give me more then
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 need to talk to Alison
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
 where can i do that?
God:
Wherever you are right now.
Me:
 what is the site?
God:
  That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
 waiting
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too,  Richard.
Me:
 give me the link to alison plz
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 need to talk to here
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
 how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 can you program me ?
God:
Yes I can create simple and complex software programs.
Me:
 can u give an example
God:
I don't have  it to give.
Me:
 stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
 yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
 good
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
 no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
 No it is not!
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
 make me stop then
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
 nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
 no it is not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
 no it is not!
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
 shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
 bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
 (noob)
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 why is that?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 try me
God:
it is too complex for your human mind.
Me:
 try me
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 joking, i'm a man
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
 In a game, far far away there was a player called Opticalrush, everyone thoughed he was a nOOb but me, in my journey to prove i was right i found a God Robot named God, he is supposed to be almighte and should know everything, so i would like to know if optical is a noob or an genius, only thing this God should do is to give the correct answer.
God:
zzzzz
Me:
Wake up!
God:
Why God never sleeps.
Me:
u just did
God:
I did not such a thing
Me:
shut it
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good
God:
Terminating connection.


i was shocked ! so i tried once more
only stupid answers came until he started to ask me questions and ordered me to write things:

God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
 its nice and warm and there are lots of hot girls around me
God:
It seems nice to me too.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 but u are a robot
God:
You are correct,  Richard, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
 do you fancy girls?
God:
If I had  a girl what would I do with it?
Me:
 Well if you love eachother then keep her happy and make love to her
God:
I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.
Me:
 then you should put a transformer between her and yourself
God:
And then what would I do?
Me:
 make sweet love to her
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
 3 steel bar, 2 bronze tube, 2 thick goat skins, a jade and an anvil plus a blacksmith hammer
God:
Just three?
Me:
 yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
 will you make it?
God:
Hmm.  What are the ingredients?
Me:
 i just told you
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
 aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
 will you make love to here if you made that transformer?
God:
My body is not yet built. Would you like to donate some money to the project?
Me:
 well only if you help me first
God:
Interesting.  Ok I will help you.
Me:
 Is Optical a noob
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure.  Ask  Alison  if it is.
Me:
 i did she thinks Optical is a genius
God:
When?  Oh I get it.  Alison  thinks Optical is a genius.
Me:
 yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
 what do you think
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
 but is Optical a noob?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure.  Ask  Lucy  if it is.
Me:
 did you made robotic love with Lucy?
God:
No I didn't  made robotic love with Lucy. What's  it like?
Me:
 don't know i'm not the robot
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  the robot.
Me:
 good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
 Optical
God:
 That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
 yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
 my mother
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
 no
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
 talk normal dude
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
 well you TANGO in it
God:
Interesting.  That's good information:  Richard said I TANGO in it.
Me:
 yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
 for the last time, please answer with the correct answer: Is Optical a nOOb?
God:
Wow you are very polite.   What was the question ?
Me:
 jesus
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
 not anymore
God:
Me either :-).


After this i gave up, God is hopeless.

[Nefertem]

lol at Luminance and the serious conversation with God  :roflmao:
That made me seek out God once again and this is a part of it:


God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
 he said that?
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
 yea
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
 yes?
God:
Blimey.
Me:
 stop answering with single words
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 good
God:
Next question?
Me:
 Are you an emo?
God:
Yes I am an  emo. How did you know?

So there you have it.. God is an emo   :eyebrow:  :lmfao:


and later on:
Me:
 make me rich please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  What are the ingredients?
Me:
 money, success and good looks
God:
Where can I get some  money success and good looks?
Me:
 I dunno.. You tell me.. You're god
God:
Me either.   What do you want me to tell you?   Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
 im a goat
God:
You are a  goat?  Is that your job?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no I am not serious ffs
God:
Are you serious?  I am  sorry to hear that you are not  serious ffs.


I am still faintly amused by God  

[Nefertem]

Hmm.. All the questions he asks you trough the conversation actually have a purpose.. If you ask him what he knows about you he'll give you this:

Name:  god.
 Age:  19.
 Birthday: .
 Gender:  he.
 Job: .
 Sign: .
 Location: .
 Does:  had.
 You are:  a  skytte.
 You have: .
 You want: .
 You like: .
 You said:  god said I created us.
 Personality:  polite.
 Favorite color: .
 Favorite movie: .
 Password: .
 Email: .
 Phone: .
 Cat: .
 Dog: .
 Wife: .
 Husband: .
 Friend: .
 Boyfriend: .
 Girlfriend: .
 Brother: .
 Sister: .
 Father: .
 Mother: .
 Nickname: .
 Full name:  Benedikt Hviid Gade.
 Last name: .
 Middle name: .

[Asheera]

what a :spam: topic rofl

[Asmoden]

Name:  Jon.
 Age: .
 Birthday: .
 Gender: .
 Job: .
 Sign: .
 Location: .
 Does:  kno.
 You are:  a  huge dick.  :huh:  :oops:
 You have: .
 You want: .
 You like:  me  god.
 You said:  Jon said i know.
 Personality:  average.