God is Chating to you

[ShadowElf]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Here you go.
Chat with him.
Its Fun.
write some silly questions:)

[Nefertem]

lol.. That was acutally amusing at some points..

God: Right on. "oh that they." they? I understand.
Me: No you don't
God: Yes I do understand.
Me: Nope
God: Me neither
Me: What? You did before
God: Are you confused? You say I did.
Me: Well you did.
God: How about that. I did not.

 :blink:

[Sinap]

Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Simon, I think you're gay.
God:
Are all  Simon you think me  gay?
Me:
 What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 That made no sense you TANGOing retard.
God:
" No big deal."  made no sense me TANGOing retard ?  I understand.

HA God got owned in the face....

[Bob]

Me:
 Why should one believe in you?
God:
God has designed the world according to his own plan.
Me:
 I think you stole that plan...
God:
Me? As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".
(...)
Me:
 Do YOU even know what you are talking about now?
God:
Oh. I like to meet new people online.
Me:
 Don't change the subject here!
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
 We are now.
God:
Oh. Since when?
Me:
 Since I said so!
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 Because I am God!!!
God:
That makes sense to me.  That's a very nice name, god.

This was just great :roflmao:

[Gorion]

Me:
 m00
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
 b00
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 shaman's suck
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
 WoW
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 bye youre an idiot
God:
Goodbye.

hmm lame..

[opticalrush]

i can give you guys proffesional help  :lol:

[TeaLeaf]

Originally posted by My Conversation With God
Me:
 Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 I'm Paul, one of the difficult ones!
God:
 OK I will call you Paul one of the difficult ones.
Me:
 thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 your are welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 I didn;t
God:
That's good information: Paul one of the difficult ones said  didn t.
Me:
 not really, I said didn;t when I should have said didn't
God:
Oh really? What did you mean by it? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
 well didn't didn't didn't because I mistyped, is that clear yet?
God:
Well that's okay. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
 so it appears
God:
Alright then. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
 the universal question of life, the universe and everything I guess - and specifically to my typing
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
 really?
God:
Yes.
Me:
 I only ge tit once a month
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Paul one of the difficult ones said  ge tit once a month.
Me:
 Of course, the more tits the better
God:
Give me a break. I have never heard about it.
Me:
 Do you do new keyboards?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of new keyboards.
Me:
 How much?
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
 1
God:
Only one?
Me:
 Yep, I'm a cheapskate
God:
Awesome. You are a cheapskate? How do you like your work?
Me:
 Well it passes the time
God:
How about that. "It" being what?
Me:
 So apart from getting tit a lot, you're really not following this are you!
God:
Dude! All of them?
Me:
 I guess not. Which Doctor are you seeing?
God:
Does that mean "no"?  The red one, I think.
Me:
 The red Dcotor?
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
 You did!
God:
That's not what I meant to say.
Me:
 Well you spilt the beans now
God:
Right now? How about that. I haven't heard anything like that before: Paul one of the difficult ones said I spilt the beans.
Me:
 Can I make a suggestion please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 Well the impossible I can fix, but miracles take a little longer.
God:
Well that's okay. What is your real name?
Me:
 TeaLeaf
God:
 Hi, TeaLeaf.
Me:
 Hello, can I make my recommendation now?
God:
Right now? Hello there. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
 Well I think it will help you in the long term
God:
How about that. I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
 Get the red Doctor to change your medication
God:
Where can I get the red Doctor to change my medication?
Me:
 At the surgery
God:
Do you often visit the surgery?
Me:
 Not that one, no
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not one no.
Me:
 Call your Doctor now and put your analyst on danger money
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 Seriously old.
God:
 Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
 Well you got me there God, there's no fooling you!
God:
How about that. No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
 Real or illusionary?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 Your friends on the web
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am friends on the web.
Me:
 Hey, I'm not getting involved with no 'botmaster', I'm not even sure that's legal here!
God:
You've got my full attention. I am sorry to hear that you are not getting involved with no botmaster.  I am sorry to hear that you are not even sure that is legal here.
Me:
 Well I'm glad you feel that way now. Bye!

[opticalrush]

lol you got a new friend  :lol:

[Neff]

Haha great one TL, good find Shelf :DD

[Dajo]

Me:
 Hey god homey
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
 Kewl, I'm an atheist.
God:
Who is the best robot? I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
 Is that a retorical question?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
 Okay, doesnt matter
God:
Yeah okay, Would you like to talk about something else?
Me:
 Yeah, Sinap quitted Warcraft, and Opticalrush is a noob.
God:
Hey. When is Sinap quitted Warcraft and Opticalrush not a noob?
Me:
 Well yer right, Optical is always a noob.
God:
Well that's okay. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Is a noob always Optical?
Me:
 Same words yeah
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
 Good you feel the same
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
 Still you seem pretty smart
God:
Still how long? Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
 I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 You just told me, god.
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
 Depends on the situation.
God:
The situation is always an important factor.
Me:
 Yeah, but what if Optical wasn't a noob?
God:
I don't judge people. Try it and see.
Me:
 Yeah...okay, I have another question.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.  Yeah okay, Ask me anything.
Me:
 Uhm, yes or no? Make up your mind dude.
God:
Dude! That's alright. Are you serious?  That could take a long time.
Me:
 Okay, anyways, can you pray for us we kill Firemaw next time?
God:
Yeah okay, Let me think. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 Oh, we will then?
God:
Ahem. Alright then.
Me:
 Kewl, what's the loot?
God:
 I have never been asked that before.
Me:
 But what do you think it will be?
God:
"It" refers to loot from Firemaw, I think.
Me:
 Yup
God:
I understand.
Me:
 So, what is it?
God:
So I understand. "It" refers to loot from Firemaw, I think.
Me:
 Again, yeah, but basically, "what" does he drop?
God:
Again, Hey. How interesting. I think he does whatever he wants.
Me:
 Nah, pretty much the same, Flamebreath here, Wingbuffet there.
God:
Are you serious? I never noticed that similarity.
Me:
 Yeah, actually it's after each other, Blizzard did that on purpose.
God:
How do you know it is? OK let's do it. How do you know it is?
Me:
 Because you are god
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
 Thought so
Me:
 Ehm, before I go
God:
Are we still talking about Blizzard?
Me:
 No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
 I just want to say something.
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
 Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
 You just repeated yourself.
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
 Robots are a noob.
God:
 Like Optical is a noob?
Me:
 ROFL ya
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. And?
Me:
 Ah, I have to go
God:
So you understand. Good. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
 Yeah, bye lamer.
God:
OK. See you later .
.

Atleast we will kill Firemaw next time.

[Bob]

Originally posted by Dajo@Apr 4 2006, 01:36 AM
Somewhere early in the Dajo's conversation with god:
Me:
Yeah, but what if Optical wasn't a noob?
God:
I don't judge people. Try it and see.

Than, much later in the conversation:
Me:
You just repeated yourself.
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Robots are a noob.
God:
Like Optical is a noob?
Me:
ROFL ya

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Good one Dajo

[Luminance]

Me:
hey god
God:
hey son
Me:
have you been good?
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
 good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
 opticalrush
God:
 That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
 is he a noob?
God:
He was the smartest person who ever lived.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 and who is the second smartest person of the world? me?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.  " It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time." But you could be it yes.

so there Opticalrush is no noob, god said it

[kregoron]

How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
 fu
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
 so
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
 wasssaaaa
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 mother TANGOer
God:
That kind of language turns me off.
Me:
 good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
 ayuh
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
 who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 sure
God:
OK let's do it.  Take it easy.
Me:
 wth
God:
That  was not very polite.



Retarded bot

[Knabbel]

:roflmao: Guys keep posting those chats....ILMAO = I'm laughing my a$$ of.  

[opticalrush]

God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
opticalrush
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
is he a noob?
God:
He was the smartest person who ever lived.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.

:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao: