Top 50 IRC quotes

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Bob

May 10, 2006, 09:00:06 AM
This is an article from a Norwegian computer site with the title "Top 50 IRC quotes".  The site is in norwegian, but all the quotes are in english, so read and enjoy :)
[imga=right]http://77.108.135.49/fahtags/ms10.jpg[/imga]* Threbrilith the Nightelf, born and raised by the Silver Oak Guardians *
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Carr0t

#1
May 10, 2006, 10:25:05 AM
Looks like they've been nicked almost directly from bash.org. Try here for the top 100 (links to the top 100-200, random selection of available quotes, latest quotes etc also available):

http://www.bash.org/?top

A great way to waste time at work, just try not to giggle.
[imga=right]http://77.108.129.49/fahtags/ms10.jpg[/imga]Wash: This is going to get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define interesting...
Wash: Oh god, oh god, we\'re all going to die?

sheepy

#2
May 10, 2006, 10:56:21 AM
i just read them, great wast of time, much apreciated
[quote=smilodon;228785]
Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

Bastet

#3
May 10, 2006, 11:30:49 AM
i found something:

the "bishop" came to our church today
he was a TANGOen impostor
never once moved diagonally

look familiar? :P
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-=[dMw]=-Bastet (CSS) / -=[dMw]=-Niwa (BF2) / -=dMw=- Sokhar (BF2142)
-=[dMw]=- MVP Award Holder (June 2006) Winning team -=[dMw]=- Christmas Crunch (2008)

Neff

#4
May 10, 2006, 01:52:26 PM
man, thoose quotes are so kickass :D
[quote=Adularena] Robin?!?!?! *shouts* "Lets ride, my nimble youngster!" - Mmmm, how batman loves Robin to hum the Batman theme (na nananan anan ananana BatMAN!!) while *cough* Exploring Batman`s secret grotto.[/quote]

TEH N00m IS BACK WITH TEH PWN!:yell:

TeaLeaf

#5
May 10, 2006, 02:23:26 PM
Quote A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

Sometimes the truth is sooooo funny it hurts........

TL.
TL.
Wisdom doesn\'t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.  (Tom Wilson)
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. (Michael Jordan)

noevra

#6
May 10, 2006, 03:15:05 PM
Quote<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that
hmmm some clasm8 are like that


- opticalrush is still a noob, and dajo still a chilly dwarf -

ShadowElf

#7
May 10, 2006, 03:26:46 PM
Quote : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
: If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
: Where u work?
: I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

HAHAHAHA :lmfao:

sheepy

#8
May 10, 2006, 04:05:47 PM
classic

NES> lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
"getting my song back TANGOer"
[quote=smilodon;228785]
Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

sheepy

#9
May 10, 2006, 04:17:45 PM
another good one, BTW I cant edit my posts!

Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
umm....nothing?
So....want me to like come over today so we can TANGO?
Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Yes  Mrs.Miller.. :-/
[quote=smilodon;228785]
Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

sheepy

#10
May 10, 2006, 04:26:15 PM
dumb yanks

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in TANGOing EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our TANGOing phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! TANGO TANGO TANGO
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
[quote=smilodon;228785]
Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

Sinap

#11
May 10, 2006, 09:33:05 PM
Sheepy spamming for post count?  :P
Sinap - 85 Human Warrior
Yarena - 85 Night Elf Priest
Xiaa - 83 Human Mage

Tanales

#12
May 11, 2006, 10:05:36 AM
yeh like he needs it with 3000+ posts :P
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Bastet

#13
May 11, 2006, 10:07:34 AM
i quess thats how he got the 3000 posts :P
Aszune (Alliance):
Sokhar lv 80 (H/M) Warrior, Sokhár lv 80 (H/M) Death Knight, Beset lv 70 (NE/F) Druid, Bastet lv 70 (NE/F) Rogue, Mentu lv 70 (Dr/M) Shaman
-=[dMw]=-Bastet (CSS) / -=[dMw]=-Niwa (BF2) / -=dMw=- Sokhar (BF2142)
-=[dMw]=- MVP Award Holder (June 2006) Winning team -=[dMw]=- Christmas Crunch (2008)

sheepy

#14
May 11, 2006, 10:18:09 AM
I cant edit my posts!

Remember I have been with dMw since before these forums were around!

just look at the member numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[quote=smilodon;228785]
Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]
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