This made me smile.

[Jamoe]

Just for a minute, forget everything stressful and read this...............

Close your eyes and go back in time...

Before the Internet...

Before semi-automatics, joyriders and crack....

Before SEGA or Super Nintendo...

Way back........

I'm talking about Hide and Seek in the park.
The corner shop.
Hopscotch.
Butterscotch.
Skipping.
Handstands.
Football with an old can.
Fingerbob.
Beano, Dandy, Buster, Twinkle and Dennis the Menace.
Roly Poly.
Hula Hoops, jumping the stream, building dams.
The smell of the sun and fresh cut grass.
Bazooka Joe bubble gum.
An ice cream cone on a warm summer night from the van that plays a tune.
Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or maybe Neapolitan or perhaps screwball.

Wait......

Watching Saturday morning cartoons, short commercials or the flicks.
Children's Film Foundation, The Double Deckers, Red Hand Gang,
  Tomorrow People, Tiswas or Swapshop?, and 'Why Don't You'? - or staying up for Doctor Who.
When around the corner seemed far away and going into town seemed like going somewhere.

Earwigs,wasps, stinging nettles and bee stings.
Sticky fingers.
Playing Marbles. Ball bearings. Big 'uns and Little 'uns.
Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, and Zorro.
Climbing trees.
Making igloos out of snow banks.
Walking to school, no matter what the weather.
Running till you were out of breath, laughing so hard that your stomach hurt.
Jumping on the bed. Pillow fights.
Spinning around on roundabouts, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
Being tired from playing....remember that?

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
Football cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
Choppers and Grifters.

Eating raw jelly. Orange squash ice pops. Vimto and Jubbly lollies

Remember when...

There were two types of trainers - girls and boys, and Dunlop Green Flash
  The only time you wore them at School was for P.E.
  And they were called gym shoes or if you are older - plimsoles

You knew everyone in your street - and so did your parents.
It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best'friends.
You didn't sleep a wink on Christmas Eve.

When nobody owned a pure-bred dog.
When 25p was decent pocket money
Curly Whirlys. Space Dust. Toffo's.
Top Trumps.
When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.

When nearly everyone's mum was at home when the kids got there.
When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him or use him to carry
  groceries and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.

When being sent to the head's office was nothing compared to the fate that
  awaited a misbehaving pupil at home.
Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't because of drive-by
  shootings, drugs, gangs etc.

Parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat and some of us are still
  afraid of them.

Didn't that feel good?

Just to go back and say, Yeah, I remember that!

Remember when....

Decisions were made by going "Ip, Dip, Dog ****"
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly
The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was germs.
  And the worst thing in your day was having to sit next to one.

It was unbelievable that 'British Bulldog 123' wasn't an Olympic event.
Having a weapon in school, meant being caught with a catapult.
Nobody was prettier than Mum.
Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
Taking drugs meant orange-flavoured chewable aspirin.
Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors.

If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED.

[Carr0t]

I remember some, but not all. Probably around the 50% mark, maybe a *little* more.

Plus I still eat raw jelly :narnar:

[sheepy]

Decisions were made by going "Ip, Dip, Dog ****"

U meen to say that you dont still do this? I still make all hard decisions like this.

[Jamoe]

U meen to say that you dont still do this? I still make all hard decisions like this.

I'm married !

[Doorman]

"When 25p was decent pocket money"
5/-pocket money!  You don't know you're born! In my day...........dribble, piddle, fart, belch.  :blush2:

[sheepy]

I'm married !

o rite, so she makes all ur decisions then.

[smite]

Nice One Jamoe..... I had lived. :biggrin:
 
 
Damn i see i now need a life <_<

[Bastet]

Most of that stuff is from before me :blush2:

[DuVeL]

For Bastet: And spam was only know as the food in a can!:devil:

[Bob]

For Bastet: And spam was only know as the food in a can!:devil:

Hehe, right at you Bastet :norty:


But to get back on the topic, and also a bit on the serious side:
as said in the topic title, "This made me smile" - yepp, it did, but in a kind of melancholy way :unsure:
Even thought I'm quite young (at least compared to the oldes one of you guys, won't mention names, cause you all know who I'm talking about )
 and grew up in the beginning of the "techno" era, I also remember quite many of those things.  And that's something to think about when we spend hours and hours in front of the computer with WoW or CS or whatever <_<

But shurly a very good post Jamoe :clap:

[Neff]

I did some of that stuff, maybe not the brands that were out then, but i lived kinda protected, or i was very naive. Im more sure about the naive part. Had my share of nails in the foot :/

But even though im one of the younger users, its kinda melancholic. If thats even an word

[Thulsa Doom]

Yup, I remeber most of them.
Our modern day society doesn't look so good :sad:

[Luminance]

thats of my grandpa's age and beyond :narnar: :flirty:

[Luminance]

Question btw, what happend to my last 5 posts? i only have 248 instaid of 253 and i had a way better name :*(

[sheepy]

u have 256 acording to my screen and u are a bucket of frantic thrashing