New monitor

[Doorman]

............ah D, the words of wisdom you have heard so far seem to come from mere mortal men.......Monkey is the closest but you are right she will smell a rat.....there is only one thing to do.........


stick it in the cupboard for a couple of months then bring it out.....if she remarks upon it say "Oh, this old thing, I have had it for ever but just haven't got round to getting it out of the box yet, what do you think darling?, does my bum look big in this?"

Reverse the psycology.....what can she say??!!  :lol: :lol:

Trouble with that theory is, I want to use it NOW.

[smilodon]

Tell her the truth  :?:

[Doorman]

The truth? Are you mad?

[Gandalf]

Take her out shopping for shoes. Women can never have enough shoes, and when she is at home trying them all on you can discretely swap the monitors out w1n4r as Sheepy would say.

[smilodon]

Tell her the truth.

Show her this thread and then say you couldn't go through with a lie and that any relationship has to be based on honesty and truth.

Then she'll fall sobbing into your arms and admit that she was planning to keep her £10 million lottery win a secret from you, but you have shown her the error of her ways and 'pack your bags we're of to Barbados for a year while we decide how to blow the lot '

[smite]

Tell her the truth.

Show her this thread and then say you couldn't go through with a lie and that any relationship has to be based on honesty and truth.

Then she'll fall sobbing into your arms and admit that she was planning to keep her £10 million lottery win a secret from you, but you have shown her the error of her ways and 'pack your bags we're of to Barbados for a year while we decide how to blow the lot '

I want to live in you world

[smilodon]

o Barbados for a year while we decide how to blow the lot

I want to live in you world

  It happend mate......right before two 19 year old blonde girls, who forgot to leave the Girl Guides, come round in their squeezy too tight uniforms selling home made cookies and hot fresh slices of their very own apple pie. And then one suggests we all........... 8O  To much information I think  :oops:

[suicidal_monkey]

mmmm ... pie  :eating:

[sheepy]

just blame it on the flying monkeys if all esle fails

[A Twig]

Tis exceedingly simple. Just say that the office had a whole loada monitors they were floggin, and as you needed a new one anyways, you bought one for about £20...

Failing that, you came downstairs one morning and it was there!!!!

[smite]

Tis exceedingly simple. Just say that the office had a whole loada monitors they were floggin, and as you needed a new one anyways, you bought one for about £20...

I like this one i have used it quite a few times...not quite the same but close.   "yes darling one of the lads at work just got a new one and was selling this... bargain at £80 couldnt really turn it down could i"

[Doorman]

I've just start laying the ground work by telling her I've put in a bid on eBay for £75. That was greeted by a 'tsk' 'What do you need another monitor for?' So far so good.

[suicidal_monkey]

well, you best sell your current one and make a "profit" then eh

[Doorman]

She bought the eBay thing.   So the next step is to say 'Hey babe, I got the monitor. What a steal!'  :roll:  I'll be paid back at some stage, I know.