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Gandalf

#15
July 12, 2002, 01:15:16 PM
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Quotehhhmmm beeeer.

Could be jelly. Need an expert. /me shouts

Gandalf?[/b]

Nahh, that's definatly beer. Though I've brewed some beer that was thicker than jelly before now!  :lol:
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Cake: Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three/four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

FBG

#16
July 12, 2002, 01:35:06 PM
and contrary to popular belief i dont regulary drink 8 pints. Ive only done that once, and needless to say i was very ill for a month. :oops:
-=[dMw]=- Flibber Meister

Stryker

#17
July 12, 2002, 04:51:04 PM
better ask the resident expert on that topic.... sheepy, any comments?  :lol:
-=[dMw]=-Stryker

JonnyAppleSeed

#18
July 14, 2002, 12:13:31 PM
oh no not another newb.......yes its me and the apple would like to say it will be fun  :D

can i too now be someones bitch just like smite
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

sheepy

#19
July 14, 2002, 03:12:29 PM
8 pints in a night is easy. u soft nancy boy.
[quote=smilodon;228785]
Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

FBG

#20
July 15, 2002, 10:12:36 AM
Well my stature doesn't allow for me to drink 8 pints and get away with it, especially as it was a drinking game, and only 2 hours. Plus the son of a bitch next to me poored a jack daniels in my last pint, that just made me sick.

Still, explaining to some students how to put on a condom was one of the highlites of the evening, well for my friends. I dont remember that bit at all.
-=[dMw]=- Flibber Meister

DonkeyCheeseGrater

#21
July 15, 2002, 04:34:32 PM
mmmmmm.......  8 pints of Jack Daniels.





 :oops:
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said \'Parking Fine.\'"

smite

#22
July 15, 2002, 05:07:20 PM
I would just like to say a warm welcome to JonnyAppleSeed into the dMw clan......

(Why the Fk they invited you i have no idea in my personal oppinion i think you are crap and dont deserve to walk in the spittle produced from my mouth.... 8O ....Nah go on ill let ya, carefull it may be sticky :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

Welcome old GRANNY SMITH seed

smite

#23
July 15, 2002, 05:59:13 PM
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can i too now be someones bitch just like smite

Yep u r mine  :twisted:

Stryker

#24
July 15, 2002, 06:54:10 PM
Wow he's my Bitche's bitch  :roll:
-=[dMw]=-Stryker

JonnyAppleSeed

#25
July 15, 2002, 08:06:40 PM
i dont do any second level bitching ......smite's bitch is ok for a start but i am looking for a real Man
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

smite

#26
July 15, 2002, 08:53:40 PM
Oy bitch speak when spoken to  :wink:

Stryker

#27
July 15, 2002, 08:59:57 PM
oi! same to you biach! :smokin:
-=[dMw]=-Stryker

smite

#28
July 15, 2002, 09:55:28 PM
Sorry massssster my humblest appologies






Oy Jonny bitch fetch the gimp.... :twisted:

OldBloke

#29
July 15, 2002, 10:55:11 PM
Stop this bitching.
"War without end. Well, what was history if not that? And how would having the stars change anything?" - James S. A. Corey
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