Bit of fun before the weekend

[Zootoxin]

I don't usually like the cat pics with dis is da funny ting to say init captions,
but this one had me :roflmao:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-dog-paper-bag-shrubbery-holy-grail.jpg

[T-Bag]

Loving the Feminism one. I'm away this weekend so y'all have a good 'un.

[Dr Sadako]

[Dr Sadako]

[DuVeL]

 

 

 
 
 
CONTAINS BAD WORDS





 
 

 

 

[Luminance]

Lol @ the practise thingy, think her life without blushing is over

[DuVeL]

Co-op;

 

[spiritus]

hehe, great find sir loved the spooning one :roflmao:

[Dr Sadako]

Hello Ronald. Welcome to the Dark Side.

[spiritus]

Hello Ronald. Welcome to the Dark Side.

Noooo, no more happymeals for me:crying:
Atleast I can enjoy a strawberry milkshake and think of Ronald mcDonnald with a red lightsaber in his hand trying out his new evil force :devil:
Must be a good parody idea

[DuVeL]

I thought the darkside allready had cookies?
Instead of drive-ins they have fly-ins? Dakside is tempting.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Geeklove;

 

 
Repost;

[DuVeL]

 
2 jokes;
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their
sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex
felt.
 
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at
first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased
for her daughter.
 
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to
go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again
slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.
 
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still
nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British
Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine,
flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven
days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.
 
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
 
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
 
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
 
No response.
 
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
 
Still no response.
 
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
 
Again he gets no response.
 
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
 
Again there is no response.
 
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
 
(I just love this)
"Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"

[spiritus]

hehe :roflmao: great ones Sir DuVeL

[Dr Sadako]

 

 

[DuVeL]

Cheers Mats, got anymore because I can definatly need it.
Cr#p jobassignment at this moment which they put me on for another freaking week. Also loads of overhours...:ranting2: