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delanvital

#510
August 22, 2008, 11:30:14 AM
Quote from: Gh0st Face Killah;241862

Taking portable to new extremes. Imagine at the cafe asking the waitress if she can help you plug it in?

Zootoxin

#511
August 22, 2008, 11:35:23 AM
Quote from: delanvital;241864Taking portable to new extremes. Imagine at the cafe asking the waitress if she can help you plug it in?

Thats me at the next LAN

Gh0st Face Killah

#512
August 22, 2008, 11:43:24 AM
-=[dMw]=-Gh0st Face Killah
Ex Ingorantia Ad Spientiam, E Luce Ad Tenebras

Gh0stys mixes

D. A. M. N.
Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia

delanvital

#513
August 22, 2008, 12:19:48 PM
Quote from: Venom;241865Thats me at the next LAN

Then be sure to pack light like that dude and take one sock off.

Anonymous

#514
August 22, 2008, 01:05:04 PM
The funniest joke from the Edinburgh Fringe:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7574532.stm

DuVeL

#515
August 22, 2008, 01:28:10 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Dr Sadako

#516
August 25, 2008, 11:52:01 AM
-=[dMw]=-Dr "Doc" Sadako

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein

Jabbs

#517
August 25, 2008, 02:29:13 PM
Quote from: BlueBall;241861http://www.howtocheatinphotoshop.com/cgi-bin/simpleforum_pro.cgi?fid=04&topic_id=1218366871

Read text before studying picture for best effect :)

Very nice! :D

Quote from: Venom;241865Thats me at the next LAN


That was me at the LAST Lan! :sideways:
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[email]jabbs@deadmen.co.uk[/email]

DuVeL

#518
August 25, 2008, 02:37:11 PM
I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian...

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?

I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move.

I joined a dating agency and went out on a load of dates that didn't work out. And I went back to the woman who ran the agency and said: "Have you not got somebody on your books who doesn't care about how I look or what job I have and has a nice big pair of b*obs?" And she checked on her computer and said: "Actually, we have one, but unfortunately, it's you."
 
Rhinoceros 1: "I heard you attacked Jonathan Ross"
Rhinoceros 2: "Yes, the ******* called me a wino"
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Luminance

#519
August 25, 2008, 06:14:31 PM
Quote from: Venom;241865Thats me at the next LAN

Looking forward to that, i'll bring a bucket of water :devil:

Also known as Lycan Lumi - On Aszune known as: Luminescence lvl 80 shammy
Best knife, double kill:
-=[dMw]=-Lumi|T.Wolve killed -=[dMw]=-Sithy with knife.
-=[dMw]=-Lumi|T.Wolve killed -=[dMw]=-R@ng3R with knife.

Dr Sadako

#520
August 26, 2008, 06:58:15 PM
-=[dMw]=-Dr "Doc" Sadako

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein

Luminance

#521
August 26, 2008, 07:36:42 PM
Lol @ All rocks go to heaven, i vouch for that :P

Seems Catholic Churches have humor afterall :D *cheer*

Also known as Lycan Lumi - On Aszune known as: Luminescence lvl 80 shammy
Best knife, double kill:
-=[dMw]=-Lumi|T.Wolve killed -=[dMw]=-Sithy with knife.
-=[dMw]=-Lumi|T.Wolve killed -=[dMw]=-R@ng3R with knife.

DuVeL

#522
August 29, 2008, 06:44:25 AM Last Edit: August 29, 2008, 08:02:27 AM by DuVeL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
EDIT;
Just found this one on Wulffmorgenthaler!
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
[/QUOTE]

Dr Sadako

#523
August 29, 2008, 02:41:16 PM Last Edit: August 29, 2008, 02:44:24 PM by Dr Sadako
-=[dMw]=-Dr "Doc" Sadako

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein

T-Bag

#524
August 29, 2008, 02:53:30 PM
Ha, loving that Kung Fu Panda one
Juggling Hard Disks over concrete floors ends in tears 5% of the time.
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