The Danish language

Started by delanvital, March 17, 2007, 10:17:07 AM

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delanvital

Norwegian comedians making fun of the Danish language (from norwegian television). Mostly a joke for the Scandinavians here who can get by in Scandinavia and make out how god damn wasted their words are:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

DuVeL

I know a bit Danish:
-Hvordan gar det mit dir
 
And this sentence which is a bit wel ehrm...:rolleyes:
-Knepper i kokkenet (
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Bob

Those guys are just great - awesome show :yahoo:

@Duvel: you might wanna work on your danish - "mit dir" is Deutsch at least, and "knepper i kokkenet", not even sure where you want with that one :g:
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Nefertem

Although the words were deutsh he got the meaning right :)

And the other one? 'Knepper i kokkenet' well.. thats just plain naughty Duvel :D

If it hadn't been for the subtitles/english I wouldn't have understood anything.. But it reminds me of me shopping in Oslo :lmfao:
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DuVeL

Quote from: Nefertem;181678Although the words were deutsh he got the meaning right :)
 
And the other one? 'Knepper i kokkenet' well.. thats just plain naughty Duvel :D
 
If it hadn't been for the subtitles/english I wouldn't have understood anything.. But it reminds me of me shopping in Oslo :lmfao:

A while a go in my previous clan there was a Danish guy.
I probably messed up a few words but he learned me a couple.
 
*Me wonders how shopping in Oslo goes...
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[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Le Rouge

This come to show the Swedish Chef was right! (they all sound the same anyhow :D )
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spiritus

shopping in oslo is like being in sweden or somethings.. atleast if you go to a caffee bar or something. think there is like 20-50 norwegians left in oslo.
the king even got danish blood.
:taz:
                   
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Nefertem

Well the king-part isn't that surprising.. I mean.. during the last 500-800 years the royal families have been marrying cross-border, which through those many generations actually would make the european royalties one big group of inbreeds :g:
[imga=right]http://www.tsuriai.dk/ms4.jpg[/imga]Nefertem - lvl 80 Nelf warrior, Aszune
Livtraser - lvl 80 noom mage, Aszune
Legba - lvl 71 Nelf rogue, Aszune
Shegoat (formerly Pentesil
éa) - lvl 80 draenei shaman, Aszune
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As a species we\'re fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up ways to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?
- Ollie, The Mist

spiritus

so thats why i gotta get a aproval from the king if i wanna marry my cousin??
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Regards: Spiritus
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DuVeL

Quote from: spiritus;181808so thats why i gotta get a aproval from the king if i wanna marry my cousin??
:taz:

Is she good looking? Pictures please and does she have a twinsister?
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[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Bob

Quote from: DuVeL;181816Is she good looking? Pictures please and does she have a twinsister?
Hey, careful there Duvel. She is related to Spiritus (and any twin sister of heres would be so as well), and you don't wanna touch that :narnar:
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Gorion

Quote from: spiritus;181808so thats why i gotta get a aproval from the king if i wanna marry my cousin??
:taz:

 
i want a pic ^_^
 
 
DK aint tourist friendly!
 
mcdonalds counter ppl talk to you in danish, i was like wth O.o
signs in danish
the train ticket thingy, in danish
its Bloody expensive! (with the price of a .25l water bottle there, ide buy a sixpack of 2.5ltrs water here..)
 
was lucky tho, had norwegians/danish with me ^_^ i did learn one thing tho, uh was it tik or tak?
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Nefertem

Well ofc the counterpeople talk danish.. They're danish, and so is most other people in Denmark, and they can't tell who is a tourist and not.. Unless you mean they refused to talk english to you at all, then you were just unlucky and got some of the stupid ones..

And the water? meh.. Drink tap water, so much cheaper and just as clean :flirty:

But stuff is more expensive in Norway :doh:
[imga=right]http://www.tsuriai.dk/ms4.jpg[/imga]Nefertem - lvl 80 Nelf warrior, Aszune
Livtraser - lvl 80 noom mage, Aszune
Legba - lvl 71 Nelf rogue, Aszune
Shegoat (formerly Pentesil
éa) - lvl 80 draenei shaman, Aszune
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As a species we\'re fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up ways to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?
- Ollie, The Mist

delanvital

Uhm... AFAIK from Lonelyplanet etc. Danes are notorius for switching to English all the time. To the frustration of the foreigners trying to learn Danish... I work in an Italian company and they are quite ****ed about it. Some of them attend Danish classes but when they try and talk it in Copenhagen Danes recognise the difficulties and swap to English... Heck, I know I do.

Edit: Pricey? Extremely... :(
Edit2: Yeah Norway is even worse... :blink:

DuVeL

Yes, but you people have loads of good looking blondes....:woot2:
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[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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