Ode To The Spell Checker

[Penfold]

ODE TO THE SPELL CHECKER
   
  Eye halve a spelling chequer
  It came with my pea sea
  It plainly marques for my revue
  Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
   
  Eye strikes a key and types a word
  And weight four it two say
  Weather eye am wrong oar write
  It shows me strait a weigh.
   
  As soon as a mist ache is maid
  It nose be four two long
  And eye can putt the error rite
  It’s rare lea ever wrong.
   
  Eye have run this threw it
  I am shore your pleased two no
  Its letter-perfect awl the weigh
  My chequer tolled me sew.



amused me anyway :eyebrow:




PEN

[Blunt]

Fare Play-pen, it's a Fare Leaf Onion:flirty:

[Doorman]

Lie kit.

[Blunt]

Nigh swan dorm an, eye thing queue mite of star ted sum think ear:D

[Doorman]

Eye vah cores denuff(spelling?) troobell this weak (Bloody harder than it looks!) :g:

[Eternaluk]

ODE TO THE SPELL CHECKER
   
  Eye halve a spelling chequer
  It came with my pea sea
  It plainly marques for my revue
  Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
   
  Eye strikes a key and types a word
  And weight four it two say
  Weather eye am wrong oar write
  It shows me strait a weigh.
   
  As soon as a mist ache is maid
  It nose be four two long
  And eye can putt the error rite
  It’s rare lea ever wrong.
   
  Eye have run this threw it
  I am shore your pleased two no
  Its letter-perfect awl the weigh
  My chequer tolled me sew.



amused me anyway :eyebrow:




PEN

It ought to be sacked, if possible, looks intresting though.

NOTE TO SELF: Neer useds a speal chequer,.,. ^^

[sheepy]

Its letter-perfect awl the weigh

PEN

I found a mistake!

Its is incorrect as its an abbreviation it should be It's

[Penfold]

I found a mistake!

Its is incorrect as its an abbreviation it should be It's

Shouldn't that be:

Its is incorrect as it's an abbreviation it should be It's

or even....

"Its" is incorrect. As it's an abbreviation it should be "It's".
:narnar:

PEN

[Doorman]

:roflmao:

[Benny]

ewe fell hers arrr (pirate-ic lie sense) tay king them eye cull

[Blunt]

ball ox

for queue gabe oi!:devil:

[Dingo]

***!!:woot2: :blink: :dribble:

[Dingo]

I fail to see
The funny side
Of your spell checker,
When clearly, with this Government
With the funds that are set aside
According to the Exchequer
 
You should have no need
Of such a tool
The kids are doing well
Their grades are up
Their spirits high
And they can certainly do the spell
 
It seems you are at odds my friend
Were you sent away
To receive you inferior schooling
For Tony and Nigel
Do not deserve
Your ridicule, or your mauling
 
They have spent
So much it's true
For the British Education
That India
And many other parts
Speak better English than this Nation
 
Tis America, and forsooth
The lack of Shakespeare
That will be the laisse faire
and have us
Ten years from now
Not really giving a care
 
To speak the English language
We must employ the world
To give us back the tongue
With hope that Bill
And his minions
Do not infect us with their dung
 
Spanglish is the way to go
We see, without malcontent
A welcome, oh so warm
And living
With the English language
The only place of norm