Wedding anniversary

[Doorman]

I'm in deep doo-doo with the wife already    It was my 1 month anniversary and I FORGOT IT!

[Dingo]

so many dates to remember!!......month one, month two, month three, month four!!  :roll:

Blame it on that mysterious disease following in the wake of SARS

LAN fever!!  :lol:

[Anonymous]

How to remember the wife's birthday?  Just forget it once!!!!

[sheepy]

blame it on the fact that all your energys were completly sapped by the lan. i know mine were i think i had 17 hours sleep over the following day and a bit [basically up till now]

[Benny]

oh joy, I had about 5, followed by 5 hours driving.  I'm sure it was a woman at the front of the traffic.

[ChimpBoy]

One month anniversary - you can't be expected to remember that  :!:

I know women like high standards in their men folk, but you're not a bloody saint  :wink:

Treat em mean keep em keen I say (although in saying this it should you should bear in mind that I'm a lonely hermit living off old toast crusts and relying on a rich brother to support me in my infermity)  

[smilodon]

(although in saying this it should you should bear in mind that I'm a lonely hermit living off old toast crusts and relying on a rich brother to support me in my infermity)

Why did you have to go and add that bit? I feel like a gun with no bullets  

[ChimpBoy]

I just kind of expect a digging remark now, so thought I'd do the hard work for you matey - you have had a hard day in "Sarf Lahndaahn" after all   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[smilodon]

Nope I was teh rok 'n' there was much ownage

[ChimpBoy]

Dude you totally rock

(sorry did I take the leet californian speakage too far  :?:  :roll: )

[smilodon]

you spelt rock wrong...it's 'rok' or 'roxxors'

[ChimpBoy]

Aaaaahhhhh

But was the "dude" ok?  And did you like my use of the made-up word "speakage"?  See it's a little twist on "speak", with an added "age" suffix to make it totally "Rok n Haxxor" (as you say)

I did get an A in A-Level English Literature, but this cyber leet stuff is all a bit new to me.  Just got the hang of ROFL and ROFLMAO (still don't know what BRB means though).  

However I am a lonely man and need the acceptance for my low self esteem so I shall persevere   :wink:  (cue smiley dig........  :wink: )

[smilodon]

IMHO BRB = be right back

AFAIK  :?:

[ChimpBoy]

AFAIK :?:

Got me there matey  :?:

How about starting "Smiley's Leet Dictionary PlaySchool for Newbs".

We could have a class every week on new leet speak for us "n0t 1n th3 kn0w" (see I'm getting the hang of it   )

I can just see you giving that class - You'll replace the father figure I lost when George from Rainbow got taken off the air      

[smilodon]

You have all kids of issues

eod