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Jamoe

May 14, 2007, 11:38:37 AM
The Police station was broken into last night and all the toilet seats were stolen. A police spokesman was quoted as saying "We have nothing to go on".

:doh:

Blunt

#1
May 14, 2007, 11:57:00 AM
what have we ever done to you to deserve this torture?:eyebrow:
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Nefertem

#2
May 14, 2007, 12:01:06 PM
Are you having fun at work Jamoe? :lmfao:
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Jamoe

#3
May 14, 2007, 12:03:25 PM
Worst Joke Competition going on at work.  

If I'm being tortured, it's only fair that you lot are as well. :D

Whitey

#4
May 14, 2007, 01:21:13 PM
BB, can you block Jamoes access to the forum based on his name and IP address?

:devil:

Penfold

#5
May 14, 2007, 01:26:14 PM
Can't we just take him outside and give him a good kicking at the next LAN?

:)

PEN

DuVeL

#6
May 14, 2007, 01:31:52 PM
Bungee/pinata joke comes to mind :norty:
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Luminance

#7
May 14, 2007, 10:24:29 PM
don't hurt him plz :'(

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delanvital

#8
May 15, 2007, 12:34:00 PM
Quote from: Jamoe;189484The Police station was broken into last night and all the toilet seats were stolen. A police spokesman was quoted as saying "We have nothing to go on".
 
:doh:

God damn that is bad.. but funny :D

Anonymous

#9
May 15, 2007, 12:41:18 PM
A hole was discovered in the high street this morning. A spokesperson said that the police are looking into it!

If you can't beat them...

delanvital

#10
May 29, 2007, 08:14:30 PM
Quote from: BlueBall;189721A hole was discovered in the high street this morning. A spokesperson said that the police are looking into it!

If you can't beat them...

Ouw BB... my head hurts.

Benny

#11
May 29, 2007, 10:53:52 PM
On the way to work today I managed to drive into the back of another car at some traffic lights.

Damage wasn't too bad, but got out and it was only a midget driving the car in front. Anyway, he's started looking at the damage to the back of his car and shaking his head.

He rubbed his forehead and said "I'm not Happy...."

"Oh, right?" I replied, "Which one are you then?"
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delanvital

#12
May 29, 2007, 11:19:16 PM
Quote from: Benny;191663On the way to work today I managed to drive into the back of another car at some traffic lights.

Damage wasn't too bad, but got out and it was only a midget driving the car in front. Anyway, he's started looking at the damage to the back of his car and shaking his head.

He rubbed his forehead and said "I'm not Happy...."

"Oh, right?" I replied, "Which one are you then?"

:roflmao: I mean... :roflmao::roflmao:

Bob

#13
May 30, 2007, 09:02:37 AM
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This one doesn't belong in a thread called "Another Bad Joke" Benny, cause that was just cracking :roflmao:
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Jamoe

#14
May 30, 2007, 09:14:49 AM
Quote from: Bob;191688:withstupid:
This one doesn't belong in a thread called "Another Bad Joke" Benny, cause that was just cracking :roflmao:

Agreed


Get out Benny you and your good jokes just don't belong in here! :P

Everyone in the office liked it as well. :yahoo:
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