Anyone fancy a game of bedroom golf?

Luminance · May 14, 2007, 10:35:15 PM

If so here are the rulez

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Quote1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on the course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners have the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as are necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the hole again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course currently being played.Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring appropriate rain gear.

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate to discover that someone else is playing what they consider to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the hole temporarily under repair. Players are cautioned to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.

12. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.

13. Slow play is encouraged, however players should be prepared to play at a faster pace at the request of the course owner.

14. It is considered outstanding performance to play the same hole several times in one match, time permitting.

15. The course owner shall be the sole judge of who is the best player.

enjoy

Bob · May 14, 2007, 11:53:40 PM

Lots of [thread=5497]re-posts[/thread] on you today Lumi - you really bored or something

But still, it's a funny one - I'll let you have that :flirty:

Luminance · May 15, 2007, 12:17:13 AM

geesh, 2004, like i had time to read all of that

ah well srry for the repost

DuVeL · May 15, 2007, 06:32:57 AM

This is Bob, digging through our forums:

spiritus · May 15, 2007, 10:29:54 AM

as i know bob, that's not far from the trouth.. he just usually have a tad less hair :blink:

Bob · May 15, 2007, 10:41:15 AM

I don't use a shovel - too slow...
One of these is more my way

:norty:

Luminance · May 15, 2007, 11:37:38 AM

Quote from: Bob;189703I don't use a shovel - too slow...
One of these is more my way

:norty:

can you lend me that baby? maybe i reposte a little less

Nefertem · May 15, 2007, 11:39:02 AM

Quote from: Luminance;189707can you lend me that baby? maybe i reposte a little less

No worries.. We know you're just looking for a bit of attention from time to time..

Bob · May 16, 2007, 11:25:29 AM

Quote from: Luminance;189707can you lend me that baby? maybe i reposte a little less

It is hidden behind that brilliant search feature you find at the top of the forum page :narnar:

DuVeL · May 16, 2007, 11:41:08 AM

:blink:
That Bob guy just aged a bit, seems what they say is true; the older you get, the smarter...:lmfao:

Luminance · May 16, 2007, 12:16:17 PM

Quote from: Bob;189893It is hidden behind that brilliant search feature you find at the top of the forum page :narnar:

well i searched for golf and i got like 200 hits, and didn't had timeto check em all

Bob · May 16, 2007, 02:40:46 PM

Quote from: Luminance;189902well i searched for golf and i got like 200 hits, and didn't had timeto check em all

How about giving bedroom golf a try, you muppet

Should give you about three hits... two before you made your post :narnar:

Quote from: DuVeL;189895:blink:
That Bob guy just aged a bit, seems what they say is true; the older you get, the smarter...:lmfao:

That really doesn't show on you, now does it Duvel :norty:

DuVeL · May 16, 2007, 03:11:47 PM

Quote from: Bob;189934How about giving bedroom golf a try, you muppet
Should give you about three hits... two before you made your post :narnar:

That really doesn't show on you, now does it Duvel :norty:

No beer/stroopwafels/Dutch cheese for Bob next LAN.

Bedroom golf in 3 hits, is that a birdie?

Bastet · May 16, 2007, 04:44:36 PM

Maybe not Duvel, but the lad does have a point