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Jamoe

June 06, 2007, 03:29:29 PM
What do you call a man with a seagull on his  head?
Cliff!
 
 What do you call a man with a spade on his  head?
Doug! (Dug)
 
 What do you call a man without a spade on his  head?
Douglas! (Dug-less)
 
 What do you call a man with a car on his  head?
Jack!
 
 What do you call a man in a bush?
Russell!  (Rustle)
 
 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in  a swimming pool?
Bob!
 
 What do you call a man you dig up out of the  ground?
Pete! (Peat)
 
 What do you call a man who comes through your  letterbox?
Bill!
 
 What do you call a man who comes through a student  letterbox?
Grant!
 
 What do you call a man pouring water into a  jug?
Phil! (Fill)
 
 What do you call a man with a  raincoat?
Mac!
 
 What do you call a man with a large  raincoat?
Big Mac!
 
 What do you call a man with two raincoats?
Max!  (Macs)
 
 What do you call a man with two raincoats in a  cemetery?
Max Bygraves! (Macs by graves)
 
 What do you call a man with a pig on his  head?
Ahmed! (Ham-ed)
 
 What do you call a man with two pigs on his  head?
Mohammed! (More ham-ed)
 
 What do you call a man doing exercise?
Jim!  (Gym)
 
 What do you call a man correcting  schoolwork?
Mark!
 
 What do you call a man made out of  rubber?
Johnny!
 
 What do you call someone drilling holes in a piece  of wood?
Boring!
 
 What do you call a woman setting fire to  bills?
Bernadette! (Burn a debt)
 
 What do you call a woman wearing  denim?
Jean!
 
 What do you call a flying  woman?
Rose!
 
 What do you call a woman who comes in a  bottle?
Cheri! (Sherry)
 
 What do you call a woman juggling bottles of  lager?
Beatrix! (Beer tricks)
 
 What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager  and making something from clay?
Beatrix Potter!
 
 What do you call a really small  woman?
Dot!
 
 What do you call a really happy woman?
Mary!  (Merry)
 
 What do you call a singing  woman?
Carol!
 
 What do you call a man at the side of a  house?
Ali! (Alley)




Back in form:yahoo:

Whitey

#1
June 06, 2007, 03:44:35 PM
and I thought my day couldn't get any worse! :frusty:

Eternaluk

#2
June 06, 2007, 04:01:52 PM
Quote from: Jamoe;192853What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in  a swimming pool?
Bob!

 
 What do you call a man who comes through your  letterbox?
Bill!
 
 What do you call a man who comes through a student  letterbox?
Grant!
 
 
 What do you call a man with a large  raincoat?
Big Mac!
 
 
 What do you call a man made out of  rubber?
Johnny!


 What do you call a flying  woman?
Rose!
 
 What do you call a really small  woman?
Dot!
 

Back in form:yahoo:
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Thulsa Doom

#3
June 06, 2007, 04:13:02 PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, swimming in  a swimming pool?
Clever Dick!
 

Bob

#4
June 06, 2007, 04:15:01 PM
I don't know why I kept on reading after the first two... I'm in deep pain now :sad:
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harry beaver

#5
June 06, 2007, 05:09:49 PM
some wre good:dribble: and some wre a bit :eyebrow:
if u see anything furry and a bit smelly.........:thumbsup2:

leg it.......:taz:


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Jamoe

#6
June 07, 2007, 09:49:24 AM
"What do you call a woman with a laptop on her head..."
Adele (A Dell)

delanvital

#7
June 07, 2007, 12:07:48 PM
Quote from: Jamoe;192961"What do you call a woman with a laptop on her head..."
Adele (A Dell)

That's... so bad. Jamoe will have my vote for the Nobel Lame Joke Price.

DuVeL

#8
June 07, 2007, 12:15:59 PM
Quote from: delanvital;193003That's... so bad. Jamoe will have my vote for the Nobel Lame Joke Price.

Seconded. He's on a bad joke streak...
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Penfold

#9
June 07, 2007, 02:21:13 PM
Jamoe STOP! For the love of God please just stop !

:doh:

PEN

Lee

#10
June 08, 2007, 05:17:01 PM
These are really so bad, i'm depressed now. :crying: I'll have to kill on Meathook to make up for it. :sad:
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Bastet

#11
June 08, 2007, 09:55:37 PM
What pen said.... dreadfull :sideways:
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kregoron

#12
June 11, 2007, 10:40:02 AM
Jamoe, you need a hobby or girl.... NO BOTH! :P
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DuVeL

#13
June 11, 2007, 10:57:30 AM
Quote from: kregoron;193507Jamoe, you need a hobby or girl.... NO BOTH! :P

He's married.
His hobby; parking his car in a ditch. :flirty:
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Jamoe

#14
June 11, 2007, 11:38:41 AM
Quote from: kregoron;193507Jamoe, you need a hobby or girl.... NO BOTH! :P

Quote from: DuVeL;193509His hobby; parking his car in a ditch. :flirty:

Git :)



Aye I'm married but after these bad jokes I'll probably need a new girl. :norty:
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