An Alien, a Woman, a Robot and a Clown...

Started by DogMeat, July 17, 2002, 01:26:27 PM

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DogMeat

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Some pixies. No cars. No talent.

Gandalf

You got me all excited then, expecting a top class joke!

Oh well. Here's one to make up.

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a Japanese bloke answers...

"Harro", says the jappy chappy.

"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
 
Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man
 
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me..."
 
Where's your Wheely Bin?"
 
"OK" "OK" , says the Jap, "I wheely bin having w4nk"
 
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Cake: Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three/four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

Stryker

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TeaLeaf

When he's gripping it that tight there's no way he's ever going to drop the ball  8O
TL.
Wisdom doesn\'t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.  (Tom Wilson)
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. (Michael Jordan)

Gandalf

Quote"Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown."
http://files.ausgamers.com/?agn=download&id=738

I've just got round to watching it.........  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Well done old chap! Any more like those?
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Cake: Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three/four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

DogMeat

Just a small teaser for Episode 2: http://files.ausgamers.com/?agn=details&id=740

Where we learn more of Chode and Darph Bobo and meet the Clown Emperor...

There's also http://trippingtherift.com for more info about the TV series.
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Some pixies. No cars. No talent.

Stryker

-=[dMw]=-Stryker