Toilet Brushes

[Benny]

What is the point? Most people use them to push down a particularly stubborn entry, but it just makes a mess. Then you end up with a brush, bristles full of what you were trying to stuff down the pan, and a holder full of beige water.

The whole concept is wrong. If you are using it to buff the toilet up after you've rectally shouted at it, then fine, but lets face it chaps, we don't. They only come in handy, at the office, when you just parked the Bismarck, stern proud above the water with the obligatory fly buzzing round like a vulture  waiting for it to stop twitching  before diving in for a bite.  

A pang of guilt and embarrasment strikes, so you grab the brush. Waiting, ninja like, feet facing forward - so any new visitors assume you are just polishing off the paper. From there you swing round and in one smooth move, flush and jam the ignorant little bleeder round the bend, creating a mulligatawny broth and brown porcelain. Hold on, put the brush back, there.

That's better. A fetid toilet, a toilet brush with bog paper and clagnuts in resting in a holder dripping with water the like of which can only be found in a nightclub at closing time......in Rotherham.

They are a joke and should be banished. Crap design, crap product.

[DuVeL]

:lmfao:
So true!
Wasn't there a thread a while back about all sorts of dumps?

[Luminance]

:lmfao:
So true!
Wasn't there a thread a while back about all sorts of dumps?

could ya plz find it, looks like a great thread to me

[Doorman]

could ya plz find it, looks like a great thread to me

Nah, it was full of sh*t!:flirty:

[Liberator]

Is that what they're for?

Come to think of it, I always thought they were a bit rough on the old unmentionables, but when theres no paper what else are you supposed to use. :blush2:

Long live the disposable headed Toilet Duck paper brush flushable thingies.

That's better. A fetid toilet, a toilet brush with bog paper and clagnuts in resting in a holder dripping with water the like of which can only be found in a nightclub at closing time......in Rotherham.

Oi!

Our shopping centre, football pitch and carefully place 'green belt' 'floodplane housing' may have absorbed the collective flushings of South Yorkshire, but I believe the nightclubs stayed relatively untouched.

They've always looked and smelled that way.

[Eternaluk]

I think Lib has just revealed his deep dark secret..

[Thulsa Doom]

You use it to shove a big log round the u-bend?
Never done that, maybe my logs aint man enough.

[smite]

Prefer the stiple effect around the bowl trying for something artistic. Always good to write a signature around the edge.
 
Solids are for girls.

[Blunt]

wire coat hanger ftw

[TeaLeaf]

wire coat hanger ftw

Jayzus you want to hang the Bismarck in your cupboard? :blink:

TL.

[Gorion]

just use some elsan blue (http://www.webpackaging.com/packaging/320827/elsan-blue-gets-an-image-makeover.aspx) its usually used in boat holding tanks to break down solids, while leaving a better oudor

[suicidal_monkey]

Jayzus you want to hang the Bismarck in your cupboard? :blink:

TL.

you tried his "special" cider I believe...:flirty:

[Penfold]

I can't believe how many 'column inches' this thread is generating :lmfao:

PEN

[Snusmumrikken]

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nice to hear ur opinion in toilet brushes:g:

[DuVeL]

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nice to hear ur opinion in toilet brushes:g:

Well;
Seriously though ... Straightforward answers to straightforward questions. No bull, except for any old crap Benny thinks up.
 
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