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Started by sheepy, July 19, 2007, 10:16:38 AM

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sheepy

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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spiritus

LOL! :roflmao:would help me alot :doh:
                   
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DuVeL

Is there a mutebutton "just in case?"
 
For the rest, a good 1 Loydd!
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Hektor

interesting invention!
i heard that there is also a new method for a plastic surgery.
its an alternative for breast enlargement.
instead of enlarge the breasts of the woman, doctors will now make the hands of their husbands smaller by operation... :rolleyes:
وما خلقت الجن والإنس إلا ليعبدون

spiritus

Quote from: Hektor;198123interesting invention!
i heard that there is also a new method for a plastic surgery.
its an alternative for breast enlargement.
instead of enlarge the breasts of the woman, doctors will now make the hands of their husbands smaller by operation... :rolleyes:
so no more sausage fingers?:blink: what about men that think their fingers are skinny?:eyebrow:
                   
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Hektor

Quote from: spiritus;198124so no more sausage fingers?:blink: what about men that think their fingers are skinny?:eyebrow:

im afraid im not sure what you mean :blink:
but it was only a joke...
وما خلقت الجن والإنس إلا ليعبدون

DuVeL

Quote from: Hektor;198205im afraid im not sure what you mean :blink:
but it was only a joke...
Sausage fingers are fat fingers. Fat and short...
It's ment funny...
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[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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spiritus

Quote from: DuVeL;198207Sausage fingers are fat fingers. Fat and short...
It's ment funny...
wasn't it funny? :crying: to mutch coffe again then.. think i'm addicted.. :blink:
                   
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DuVeL

Quote from: spiritus;198623wasn't it funny? :crying: to mutch coffe again then.. think i'm addicted.. :blink:

I got it but Hektor didn't knew what it ment.
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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spiritus

aiit. so see you later this week on BF2142 then DuVeL? to bad kakehund is away on a trip.
                   
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DuVeL

Quote from: spiritus;198630aiit. so see you later this week on BF2142 then DuVeL? to bad kakehund is away on a trip.

Check your PM-Inbox and my reply after your thread.
Better stick to the subject in threads like these and put apropiate replies under the sections (so type  in BF2142 :flirty:).
 
On Topic;
One of the last Wulfmorgenthalers;
http://wulffmorgenthaler.com/default.aspx?id=af101652-a426-4ef0-bc2d-c90bdff19d07
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Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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spiritus

Lol, that was defenatly on topic :roflmao:
                   
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