Free mugging pen

[Penfold]

FREE !!!!!!  Mugging Pen

Its a pen that will squirt dye onto a mugger (or anyone I suppose) so that if the police are involved, helps them identify the offender.
Sounds quite a good idea, plus its free. It does say if you order more they do discounts, but they will send one for free if you fill in the form.
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http://www.dyejettheoffender.com/contact_us.htm

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[T-Bag]

Awesome, spraying DNA on to people never sounded as fun as it does now.



P.S:Free?!!? Whey

[Benny]

get mugged, squirt them with dye....

'That'll learn ya'
'Why thankyou good citizen for pointing out my erroneous ways - allow me to stamp on your head for ruining my day'

[Liberator]

Thats false advertising that is.

Surely its an anti-mugging pen.

I've canceled my order, I have no need for an anti-mugging pen! :unsure:

[T-Bag]

Thats false advertising that is.

Surely its an anti-mugging pen.

I've canceled my order, I have no need for an anti-mugging pen! :unsure:

Where would one go about getting a free pro-mugging pen? I'm sure theres a huge market for shops selling those. (and then a crowd of muggers outside mugging them for said pens)

[Lee]

That's a cool little offer, best for ladies who go out on their own.

[Blunt]

That's a cool little offer, best for ladies who go out on their own.

If I got my Mrs one, she'd put it in her handbag and that'd be the last we see of it for several months.

It would make it's next appearance when it goes off as I'm hunting for the car keys, leading to my arrest and imprisonment.

think I'll give this offer a miss:sideways:

[Lee]

If I got my Mrs one, she'd put it in her handbag and that'd be the last we see of it for several months.

It would make it's next appearance when it goes off as I'm hunting for the car keys, leading to my arrest and imprisonment.

think I'll give this offer a miss:sideways:

:roflmao: That's true, they wouldn't get much everyday use.

[kregoron]

If I got my Mrs one, she'd put it in her handbag and that'd be the last we see of it for several months.

impressive how much their bags can contain aint it

[Jamoe]

So... do you stab them with the pen then squirt, or do u squirt first?

[kregoron]

squirt WHILE stabbing

[T-Bag]

The more exprienced mugging victim will be sure to stab plenty of times....to assure the ink can't be easily washed away (of course)

P.S: soft areas such as eyes and throat hold dye longer, these target should be your priorities.

[delanvital]

squirt WHILE stabbing

Hm, for a second there I thought the thread was dealing with something else.