England Joke

[Snokio]

England are to change their shirts.

The three lions will be replaced with three tampons to represent the worst period they have ever had !

okay...where's my coat....

[Sithvid]

Bloody awful joke..:sad::roflmao:

[BabyBlueBall]

All I'm finding is dreadful jokes today! :lmfao:

[Whitey]

All I'm finding is dreadful jokes today! :lmfao:

What's the difference between Lewis Hamilton and the England football team?










[SIZE=-1]Lewis will still have a Mclaren. next season... [/SIZE]

[Anonymous]

What's the difference between Lewis Hamilton and the England football team?










[SIZE=-1]Lewis will still have a Mclaren. next season... [/SIZE]

Even by my standards that's bleedin awful! :flirty:

[delanvital]

Damn-de-damn-damn.

[Snokio]

What's the difference between Lewis Hamilton and the England football team?










[SIZE=-1]Lewis will still have a Mclaren. next season... [/SIZE]

Me likes :roflmao:

[Lee]

Lol,

Heard about Oxo's new red and white cube to commemorate England's Euro Campaign?

It's called the 'Laughing Stock'. :narnar:

[Ally]

Haha,

What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?










 The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.

[DarkAngel]

:roflmao: 3 good laughs ty

[Snokio]

Only 3 good laughs? what happened to the 4th? :g: :lmfao:

[Doorman]

A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling  over who should have custody of him.

  The boy has a history of being  beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with  child custody law and
regulations requiring that family unity be maintained  to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed  that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When  the judge then  suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat  him!

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning  that domestic violence  was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented  step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check  legal references and confer
with child welfare officials, the judge granted  temporary custody to the England Football Team , whom the boy firmly believes are not  currently
capable of beating anyone.

[Thulsa Doom]

Like it :roflmao:

[Lee]

LOL^ I didn't see that one coming. :sad:

[DuVeL]

That one had me laughing out loud Ron, thanks!