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Gh0st Face Killah

December 12, 2007, 11:45:14 AM
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:   Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
  Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
  Man: "What sins?"
    Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
 Man: "I'm Jewish."
  Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
  Man: "I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody."
-=[dMw]=-Gh0st Face Killah
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Whitey

#1
December 12, 2007, 12:27:34 PM
:roflmao::roflmao:

Still laughing....

Anonymous

#2
December 12, 2007, 12:32:51 PM
ROFLMAO - love the punchline :roflmao:

sheepy

#3
December 15, 2007, 12:01:16 AM
fanstatish!
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Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

T-Bag

#4
December 15, 2007, 03:08:43 PM
I'd tell people even if I wasn't 92. Love it.
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Sithvid

#5
December 15, 2007, 05:17:44 PM
Quote from: T-Bag;215681I'd tell people even if I wasn't 92. Love it.

T bag is 92 ?!:roflmao:
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Browne

#6
December 16, 2007, 01:12:56 AM
Quote from: Gh0st Face Killah;215471An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody."

How the hell did you know about this? The only person I told was Ron?
 
Serious..great..I'll use it when I can
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Luminance

#7
December 16, 2007, 09:30:29 PM
Quote from: Browne;215704How the hell did you know about this? The only person I told was Ron?
 
Serious..great..I'll use it when I can

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Blunt

#8
December 16, 2007, 10:47:43 PM Last Edit: December 16, 2007, 10:48:18 PM by Blunt
Quote from: Luminance;215735Dream on :woot2:

Browne walks the walk Lumi...

He got challenged to an olde fashioned duel with a cuckolded Bridegroom at one LAN....

Gawd knows what he did to provoke that, but whatever it was ....maximum respect:roflmao:
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Browne

#9
December 17, 2007, 04:37:21 PM
Quote from: Blunt;215739Browne walks the walk Lumi...
 
He got challenged to an olde fashioned duel with a cuckolded Bridegroom at one LAN....
 
Gawd knows what he did to provoke that, but whatever it was ....maximum respect:roflmao:

I only remarked on the colour of his skivvies....
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So much  Time, So Little to do.

Nefertem

#10
January 03, 2008, 10:48:46 PM
A 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm specimen for analysis at hospital.

He turns up 2 days later with an empty jar.
The nurse asks, "Why?"

He replies, "Sorry, but I tried with my right hand, then my left!

Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with them out.

Then we got Ethel next door to try with her hands, then she tried with her mouth.

But it was no good, we just couldnt get the f#cking lid off!!!"
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Thulsa Doom

#11
January 03, 2008, 11:17:49 PM
:lmfao:

delanvital

#12
January 04, 2008, 03:39:14 PM
Brilliant! Still loling
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