Ducks

[Nefertem]

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: "Don't Step on the Ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
 
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck.
Although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
 
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together for eternity as well.
 
The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks.
 
Then one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has
ever laid her eyes on, very tanned, muscular and sexy.
St.Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained
to you for all eternity?"
 
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

[T-Bag]

A quality joke if just for heaven being full to the brim with ducks.

[Luminance]

Hmm ducks in heaven,

i wonder if kregs powerducks are devine then :g:

[spiritus]

lol, nice joke a friday morning at work

[delanvital]

A quality joke if just for heaven being full to the brim with ducks.

:withstupid: More of this stuff please, Neffy

Edit: And what a darn cool quote in your signature.

[Nefertem]

Edit: And what a darn cool quote in your signature.

About time someone noticed! :flirty:

[Alma]

lmao great joke.

[Gone_Away]

I LIke duck. mmmm tasty with hoisin

[kregoron]

Hmm ducks in heaven,

i wonder if kregs powerducks are devine then :g:

I AM DEVINE!!!!!!!!!!! And dont make fun of the ducks, what have they ever done to you

[Luminance]

I AM DEVINE!!!!!!!!!!! And dont make fun of the ducks, what have they ever done to you

they quaked at me, and made funny faces :ranting2:

[DuVeL]

Duckfun;


 
Old 1;

 

 


 
4 Lumi;

[spiritus]

who else to post lots of pics than the mighty DuVeL
Tnx for making my day a bit better :yahoo:

[kregoron]

Ducks are cool, some day you might see the light and accept that fact

[T-Bag]

Yeah, I've got about 8 ducks back home, they're cool. Very uncoordinated, when we catch them in our fish pond (rather than their own pool) we chase them and they fly into things and get all flustered.
Yup, Ducks are cool but crack under pressure :narnar:

[kregoron]

Oh join boomer tomorrow and ill make you crack under the pressure of my gun!