Roster people comments

[kregoron]

Currently working on updating the CS roster, so if people could post a comment on the following people it would be great
Note that the list is only about Charlie/public and CS admins, therefore a few people are missing.
At the bottom there are a few inactive and im unsure of, and list might be incomplete, but ill update it when i get the list from Gandalf.

OldBloke
Tealeaf
Blueball
JAS
Sadako
Squonk
Bastet
Blunt
Benny
Penfold
Whitey

Delanvital
LeRogue
Kreg
Lee
Sn00ks
Othbarty
Soonjung
Jamoe
Snokio
Sithy

Liberator
Lionheart
BigFatCat
Sheepy
Darkangel
NinjaFreak
Bob
Luminance
Suicidal_monkey
T-bag
Thulsa_Doom
Sithvid
GhostMjr
Sulky_uk
Scot
Tan
Jewelz^
Toxteth
King
Da_Ricci
Browne
Smite
Doorman
Target
Armitage
DuVeL
0ni0n
Albert
DogMeat
FATAL
FatBob
Frenzy
KKND
Smilidon



Inactive
Red_thunder
Tugs
RizZy
Swiss
Tutonic
Aga
Chimpboy
Stryker
MisterEggs
Niel
Norm
Rad_Man
SecretSquirrel
DonkeyCheeseGrater
Zok
Ghost Face Killah
JB

Edit: Updated list.
Edit2: Updated list, thx for help on inactives whitey, as thx you have been added to the list

[Whitey]

In the old roster it had comments about a lot of the members who have been here for a long time.  It would be good to get a hold of those comments as a starting point.

Kreg - Quack Quack
Browne - If your in his team and he has a grenade.........RUN!!!

:narnar:

[kregoron]

Yeah, im sorry if ive missed out on a few they will be added when my brain starts to function properly or... someone pokes and and says so

[DuVeL]

or... someone pokes and and says so

Now who would do that? :g:
 
Whitey and Thulsa, if these guy talk fast you need subtitles... :flirty:
 
BTW, would be nice to get the old texts back.
I liked mine and especially the last line in it about the Dam...

[kregoron]

Honestly you were not the only one i was talking with whit on msn as i was making the list by going through all the old promotion posts :blink: (i was bored)

and when i was like 5 years back in the posts i decided that had to be enough.. but i knew i was missing some people, but thought hey ho... they were not important then :P:P wham it came to me, i forgot mr NadeHisTeamAlot.. 5 mins later you wrote duvel and then i realise i had forgotten whitey xD eventho i was chatting with him!

[Benny]

The wind grew stronger and the man pulled his duffel coat tighter around his forlorn body. Shapes danced in front of his eyes as tears began to form. His body, ravaged by time couldn't take another step, but the prize was tempting him, drawing him in like a child when they first discover that putting firecrackers in dogsh1t is funny. He reminded himself why he was doing it. Popularity, friends....neither could he call his bed fellows but this was his last chance. He took another pained step forward. The years had truly not been kind. His face was withhered like the last sausage at a 24 hour kebab van, in Penrith. Finally, one more step, he could smell victory, or was that the backwash from the cheap whisky. He drew his knife and his eyes glinted like those of a dead fish.

One lunge and the prize was his, he'd be the hero, they'd like him, they'd want him on the team. He lunged, stumbled, plunged the knife to the hilt, in his own thigh. Benny turned around and shot him in the face. Squonk, tearful, looked up and uttered 'Why?'. The sounds of laughter rang around as the round restarted....this time, this time he could be popular..


The Story of Squonk - The Early Years.

[KKND]

Currently working on updating the CS roster, so if people could post a comment on the following people it would be great
Note that the list is only about Charlie/public and CS admins, therefore a few people are missing.
At the bottom there are a few inactive and im unsure of, and list might be incomplete, but ill update it when i get the list from Gandalf.


Name
OldBloke
Tealeaf
Blueball
JAS
Sadako
Squonk
Bastet
Blunt
Benny
Penfold

Delanvital
LeRogue
Kreg
Lee
Sn00ks
Othbarty
Soonjung
Jamoe
Snokio
Sithy

Liberator
Lionheart
BigFatCat
Sheepy
Darkangel
NinjaFreak
Bob
Luminance
Suicidal_monkey
T-bag
Thulsa_Doom
Sithvid
GhostMjr
Sulky_uk
Scot
Tan
Jewelz^
Toxteth
King
Da_Ricci
Browne
Smite
Doorman
Target
Ghost Face Killah
Armitage
DuVel



Unsure
Red
Zok



Inactive
Red_thunder
Tugs
JB
Norm
RizZy

Guess im off.:sideways:

[Gone_Away]

why exactly are you asking for steam id's?

[kregoron]

Roster list is also containing the steam id's of the players.. almost got em all now

[Dr Sadako]

Roster list is also containing the steam id's of the players.. almost got em all now

If I were you you should ask Gandalf for a complete list. There are a few names missing e.g.
 
albert
fatbob
kknd
secret squirrel
...
 
 
This is an old copy from the archive ... way back (2006-09-19). Maybe of some help?

A Twig
 
Community Member
a.k.a. branch me baby.
Aga
0:0:310129
Clan Member
a.k.a. Russell
Aga’s is the Clan’s Chief Negotiator. He can and will talk for Europe unless you stop him. Struggles in normal TCS play because the cs_, as_ and de_ maps don’t really suit his style, but you mark our words, when the ne_ style (negotiate) maps come out with CS1.7 he’ll be the proverbial dog’s whatsits. Until then, when he is on your team the best way to use him as a weapon is to turn sv_alltalk on. Favourite weapon: The Megaphone
Albert
0:1:78501

Clan Member /
dMw Admin

a.k.a. Greig Marshall
Clan "Bad Tempered Old Git". Skill has no part to play in any of his kills. Normally seen hiding behind his team mates (Ed: Ahah, you know Stryker then?) when the action begins and running away from the objective. Occasionally been known to swear during matches and loves losing. Takes clan warfare to a new level with his patented "Kilted Highlander CS Model Pack". Favourite Weapon: TMP on full auto, range 4 inches
Argonaute
0:0:375639
Community Member
a.k.a. I will say this only once!
Benny
0:1:1835426
Clan Member
a.k.a. The Bishop
Undisputed Clan Pringle King - holds the record for 26 Pringles in one mouthful – he selected cheese flavour Pringles for the challenge but nobody has dared to ask why! Is also a network geek who has thus far wasted his 28 years beating his namesake half to death whilst enduring an unhealthy addiction to porn. Also enjoys playing with his Mary Poppins mp3's on his work PC (Ed: Yoinks!). Favourite weapon: Anything that lies to hand at the bookies when his bet on the 3 legged donkey in the third race at Ascot goes awry.
BlueBall
0:0:224542

Clan Member /
TCS Admin

a.k.a. Mike Sutherland
"Would-be" Scot and Clan Comedian. Has been known to crouch in the corner as T bomb carrier thinking "Why doesn't the git with the bomb plant it?". Will only become aware of this inordinately oversized stupidity when threatened with physical violence by own team. He would be sent back over the wall if it were not for the fact that he’s already there. Favourite selection: M4/AK47, blindfold and loadsa luck.
Cadaver
0:0:84379
Community Member
a.k.a. dead meat.
ChimpBoy
0:1:319942
Clan Member
a.k.a. get that monkey off my back
Chimpboys addition to the Clan comes by way of the -=dMw=- signing up to the new 'Counter-Strike Care in the Community Program'. Under the watchful eye of his careers from the St.Vitus Asylum for the Criminally Insane, Chimpboy is learning to both sit still AND pay attention while playing Counter-Strike.
Outside Counter-Strike Chimpy enjoys pulling at his restraints, rocking back and forward and being fed damp sponge cake down a tube.
 
DarkAngel
0:1:155937
Clan Member
a.k.a. DA
Trained assassin from the other side ... of Eastbourne. If you see him, the Angel of Death, then ask him for his plum pudding recipe. It should be out of this world!
 
DogMeat
 

Clan Member /
Clan Founder

a.k.a. Barry O'Neill
Clan Founder, WebMeister, SkinMeister, GrafixMeister and crap player. Favourite selection: silencer and MP5.
DonkeyCheeseGrater
0:0:54463
Clan Member
a.k.a. Clan Wierdo and Peer.
With a voice like Eeyore, ears like Prince Charles (or vice-versa) and a name that makes everyone shudder in disgust DCG is often left debating the meaning of life and the map objective with plant-life at spawn. Can often be found on de_piranesi (his weekend retreat) galloping around on his horse drinking mummy’s best brandy, whilst admiring the architecture. His usual tactic is to bore everyone to death, but beware in the shooting season when anything is game, especially his own team (bally peasants always getting in one’s way). Favourite weapon: His Life Peerage
Doorman
0:1:7550

Clan Member /
TCS Admin

a.k.a. dorm-man
This Clark Gable look a like skulks wherever there is CS or ladies. He claims to be newly wed but at the LAN he only brought his leather chair. We wanted proof but got none. He holds the title oldest git in the squad with his charming 60+. Favourite weapon: doors and one liners.
DuVeL
0:0:463915
Clan Member
a.k.a keg
Clan Netherlander and architecht, but we don't hold either against him. Sneaky player that uses unexpected camouflage techniques. You could be running on inferno and suddenly you will pass a can of beer. You are thinking 'hey a beer would be nice' and it is at that time you get shot from behind. In charge or organising the Clan's weekend trip to Amsterdam. Favourite weapon: foam and bottle cap
FATAL
0:1:280278
Clan member
a.k.a. NIC me baby one more time
FATAL was easy meat (according to Secret Squirrel) until he had his computer tweaked with a 10/100 NIC at dMw LAN IV and now he kills us all not only with his new-found leet bandwidth capabilities, but also with the manic driving he applies to his turbo-charged, bald-tyred scoobie! We all fear the day when he puts a Gigabit NIC in both his computer and his car as we will all be goners for sure! Prefers maps where he can exploit his developed sense of road rage. Favourite weapon: His scoobie or a Sig
FatBob
0:1:591388

Clan Member /
dMw Admin

a.k.a. I ate all the Pies
Clan Gourmet. Quantity not quality is his motto. Has a huge disadvantage playing CS. His banana sized, chip-grease covered fingers are always slipping off the mouse and keyboard. Prefers to camp as he is too easy to spot as he lumbers about wheezing and coughing.
flibber meister
0:0:286073
 
Clan Member
a.k.a. FBG a.k.a. Emile Swain
Ex-London and Plymouth resident, but really hails from the Broads where he tried to carve out a career as a Norfolk hill-mapper for 18 years. Lost 26 years of his life when on a recent trip to London (Ed: Bloody pick-pockets). Programmes for a living and was introduced to CS through people playing it at work – who says earning a living is boring! Favourite map: de_volare where he can re-enact his real hobbies of rock climbing, scuba diving, sky diving and rollerblading across bridges. Favourite CS tipple: vodka neat or Glenfiddich.
FrEnZy!
0:1:14131
Clan Member
a.k.a. Nik Richards
Clan Tigger and AK maestro. This leaping Frag-Munkee is totally out of control. Orders mean nothing to him. If you're against him - you die. If you are with him - there's no one left to kill. Only one man has ever out-thought and out-maneuvered him.
Gandalf-LordOfJelly
0:0:69048

Clan Member /
dMw Admin

a.k.a. G-Man
An obvious favourite with the ladies, G-man is also an occassional player of CS, but prefers role playing games. Apparently he was recently kicked from a UK2 server for being attired as a clam and his insistence upon being called Susan. Can often be found on the south coast downs with legs akimbo and lifted bodily off the ground. In addition to the flatulence he flies ridiculously large kites (Ed: He said KITES, and anyway they’re called women in comfortable shoes nowadays). Has a strange allegiance with old cars, mainly due to the (sea) spray that blows over his driveway. Favourite weapon: A slab of Black Cherry Jelly or a fresh Haddock.
Gh0st Face Killah
0:1:66652
Clan Member
a.k.a. GFK AFK ATM FYI CU BBL
Was a sidekick to eminem but was considered "too violent" and "foul mouthed" to be a part of eminems crew. Got fired and walked the wastelands until he found TCS. He became a true believer and followed TCS wherever it went. He changed his style of life and became a monk in the dMw TCS chapel. He is in prayer to TCS at least 5 times per day. Rumours say that he has PCs to honour TCS. But we all know that beneath that cloth, hidden in the dark, we can still see the face of the Gh0st Face Killah. Muha ha ha ha ha >) .
GhostMjr
 
Community Member
a.k.a.
Grim_Reaper
0:0:443135

Community Member

a.k.a.
Ice Hawk
0:1:635745

Clan Member

a.k.a.
Jamoe
 
Community Member
a.k.a.
JB
0:1:587749

Clan Member

a.k.a. 007
One of few that actually sleeps well with the AK under the pillow, at least that's what he says causes the tenting. We have warned him about AK's having no safety catch but he ignores us. He particularly doesn't like turnips and dust2 (in that order), swedes are ok. One of the clan marksmen with a dreaded shot. He has a special version of the Scout (b+4+5+secret key) with lasersight and thermo vision. Rumour says it that he have gone 1-9 on Aztec even though it is his favourite map. Still he denies it 'I blame my team tbh'. Favourite weapon: Walter PPK (b+1+10) and AK.
JonnyAppleSeed
0:0:95502

Clan Member /
dMw Admin

a.k.a. JAS
The original JAS was and still is an American folk hero - he would plant apple seeds all over the country in the hope of ending hunger (Editor: ‘twat – they’re for cider not eating’). Our JonnyAppleSeed likes to think he is the modern day version if this hero (allegedly). He also is attempting to plant HIS seed all over the world, so look out below! Favourite hiding place: Up to its neck in compost.
Favourite saying: I be a carrot crunching country bumpkin if ever there were one, aargh /end suffolk accent.
MAD_ness
0:0:131870
Clan Member
a.k.a.. Oi you!
Another sobriety enemy, his game largely depends on maintaining a blood alcohol level that would kill most elephants. Sunday is his day of rest and he is therefore usually semi sober (and poor) for any matches that evening. Mondays are usually the worst, as are Tuesdays. After that his week tends to go into a bit of a terminal decline. Favourite drink: Single malts only please !! Favourite weapon: The empty bottle, of which there are usually many.
MisterEggs
1719043
Clan Member
a.k.a. The Man from dMw
The man. The myth. The concept. Clan undercover agent with special super powers. Unknown by many. Seen by even fewer. He is a master of disguise and could sit right next to you.
Niel
 
Community Member
a.k.a.
Ninja Freak
0:1:167301

Community Member

a.k.a. There is no I in team!
Norm
0:0:9285

Community Member

a.k.a.
OldBloke
0:0:5965

Clan Member /
Clan Leader

a.k.a. Terry Richards
Clan pensioner. He'll play on his age and talk about the war.... but don't be fooled. As soon as you think you're safe he'll leap off his zimmer frame and beat you to a pulp.
0ni0n
0:0:266180

Clan Member

a.k.a.
Peppster
 
Community Member
a.k.a.
Poetichunter
 
Community Member
a.k.a. DJ!
Rad_Man
2641107
Clan Member
a.k.a."The Rad Man Dudeeeeee"
Clan Kiwi, but thinks of himself as the Clan’s International Man of Mystery. Extraordinary accuracy with most weapons (when loaded with booze). RAD_man has it all, looks, talent and the biggest weapon ever touted in a ‘Tussle in Russell’ (a minor and ancient battle in New Zealand). Favourite Kiwi flavour comms phrases are "Yeah Baby!", “No way!”, “Throw us a Sheila, Bruce” and "What happened there?". Returns to his nicely padded box (lots of sheep wool) between CS sessions to prevent bruising.
Red Thunder
0:1:337167

Clan Member

a.k.a.
Sadako
0:1:84258

Clan Member /
dMw Admin

a.k.a. The Nutty Professor
Clan Swede. Ph D student from Malmö with a tactical brain so complex that the UN once referred to his de_dust tactical analysis as more complicated than Iraq’s Weapons Disclosure report. Prefers 10 minutes per round as it allows a full description of his ‘rush’ tactics. Big movie and music nutter with over 750 titles to choose from – will buy the CDs and DVDs to go with the covers when he gets a job and earns some money. Permanently in a state of confusion due to being (a) Swedish, (b) living in Malmo and playing CS in Manchester and (c) growing up with Monty Python, Not nine o'clock News and Black Adder. Greatest Lifetime Achievement: Playing the role of the Chef in the Muppet Show. Favourite Weapon: Meat Cleaver or the unsilenced M4.
secretsquirrel
0:1:374246
Clan Member
a.k.a. KeithyBoy
Clan Red Coat. SS gets most of his kills using his typing skills. He is a grand master in the Oriental art of Tongue-Fu. His razor-sharp wit can totally breakdown an organised attack allowing his teamates to easily mop up.
Sheepy
0:1:895816
Clan Member
a.k.a. Lloyd Vella
Clan Hawiian. Kills by blinding his enemies with his loud shirts, incapacitating them with his alcohol ridden breath and finishing them off with a full TMP clip. He has a terrible sense of direction and often confuses common kitchen appliances for latrines.
Smilodon
0:1:133488

Clan Member /
TCS Admin

aka. Phat Man Dung
Joins the -=dMw=- as part of a cultural exchange program with The Vietnam Ramen Noodle Wrestling Federation. So far Smilodon's Counter-Strike career has been described by his clan-mates as both "an abomination" and "an experiment in cyber-athletic suicide". Away from the Computer Smiley tries to retain many of his Vietnamese Cultural roots, expressing them in both song and dance. He is a renound bellydancer, performing to rave reviews as Tommy Aomeba and his Pet Boa Constrictor. His routine is an awesome demonstrtion of the power, grace and the beauty inherent in a large man sensually moving to entrancing music.
SLoWHaND
0:0:152007

Community Member

a.k.a. Andy
Community Hospital Case and at age 46 is right behind Oldie in the queue for St Peter's pearly gates. Regular contributor to the Clan's SAGA section and is a de_shakes devotee. Has a somewhat unique playing advantage in that his early onset new-form CJD and the shakes that this gives him, precisely offsets the warping and lag that his 56k connection delivers. He'll claims it's skill, but now you know otherwise. Promised to deliver loads of additional info for his Bio, but he forgot. (Ed: That'll be dementia as well then). Favourite Weapon: I can't remember. Favourite map: Where am I?
Nuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrsssssse !!
 
Snah
 
Community Member
a.k.a.
SmiteThee
0:1:83632

Clan Member /
dMw Admin

a.k.a. Mick Pearson
Clan 'Inspector Gadget'. He's changed every component in and out of his PC in a vain attempt to be a crackpot. Oops. Meant crackshot of course. Also known as Penfold as he's rumoured to be Secret Squirrel's bitch.
Sn00ks
0:0:200615
Community Member
a.k.a.
squ0nk
0:1:9554

Clan Member /
TCS Admin

a.k.a.Steve Shardlow
So called due to the oft heard voicecom sound of a fresh cork escaping from a tight aperture. Also likes wine. Alongside Oldie, he ranks as the Clan’s top wine guzzler. Balding and getting on a bit (but enough of Oldie), this 33 year old frequents Leicestershire in a slovenly sort of way in direct proportion to the current inebriation status. Only plays when drunk and when his junior Squonks are absent. Favourite weapon: White wine (well what else will get the red wine stains out, duh?) or Deagle.
Stryker
44334

Clan Member /
Clan Founder

a.k.a. Jonathan Spooner
Clan co-founder with Dog Meat. Second-In-Command and minor Quake deity. Proper player - practices a lot, runs around killing opponents. Favourite selection: MP5 and bandolier
Suicidal_Monkey
 
Community Member
a.k.a. give me an exploding banana!
Swiss
1167856
Clan Member
a.k.a. say cheese
Swiss is the guy that everyone wants a slice off since he was considered from rennet. With his amazing camouflage cheese outfit ppl find it hard to hit him or is it that they compete to shoot the holes? Swiss have been seen around with Brie and Camembert lately but they have not been considered for dMw membership for various reasons. At the dMw LANs he always takes on the role as photographer but we still don't know why.
Swoop
0:0:86613

Community Member

a.k.a.
Target
 
Community Member
a.k.a. I'm the one to hit on.
TeaLeaf
0:1:100939

Clan Member /
Clan Leader

a.k.a. Gentleman Jim
Sadako's nemesis and all round nice guy. Can reasonably expected to be last out of spawn as he is sending more email to Sadako while typing RCON commands for another server and carrying on an IM conversation with Betty from Godalming (whoever she is). TL (as he likes to be called) will subsequently kill Sadako while Sadako is reading the email thinking that he is safe because TL is still typing RCON commands. TL is known as Gentleman Jim because he will ALWAYS apologise for such underhand tactics.
Thulsa Doom
 
Community Member
a.k.a. What is the riddle of steel?
TuToNiC
23974Clan Member
a.k.a. Sam Chapman
Clan missfit. With a build like Beaker and a hair style like Stanley Tweedle this guy has a hard time making people take him seriously. The only place he can call home is Counter Strike. In CS (smirk) he has the women,(rofl) the looks (crys) and the respect of his fellow clan... (/smirk)(/rofl)(/crys)
Vincent Vega
0:0:401144
Clan Member
a.k.a.
Whitey
0:0:493464
Clan Member
a.k.a.
Xedos
0:0:101681
Community Member
a.k.a.
Zok
0:1:128201
Clan Member
a.k.a.

[Blunt]

cor...dredged some memories up there doc:)

DCG, Argo, Whitey....whatever happened to those guys?:devil:

[kregoron]

ill update list tomorrow, when i wake up, hopefully ill have the last few steam id's also byt then

[Lee]

You have a lot to fill in lol!

But seriously, Benny, 26 pringles in one mouthful? :blink:

[Benny]

I was young and foolish. Used to hold by breath for 3 and a half minutes too. Both everyday skills that helped me in my quest for CS mediocrity.

[Penfold]

Unsure
Red
Zok
Inactive
Red_thunder
Tugs
JB
Norm
RizZy

Good work Kreg !

If it helps.............

Haven't seen Zok (or Brass) for ages.
 Red_thunder makes a v. occasional appearance
Tugs is in the States  - but still visits to forums (Also TL's brother FWIW)
JB still active- less so on forums but usually comes to LAN's and invariably leaves something behind
RizZy - seen him about.

hth
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