Blonde jokes

[Marduk]

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so she got all the right equipement and sat down on the ice, she made a hole in the ice.
when she heard a deep echoing voice,

There is no fish here

a bit shocked she moved her equipment and made an other hole
and again she heard the same voice

There is no fish here

a bit shocked she looked up to the sky, Is that you god?
then the voice said

No im the stadium announcer!

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown
artificial intelligence

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Feel free to include your own blonde joke in a reply

[Zootoxin]

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move."You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff--grass, right? Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there.


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I couldn't resist one more.

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her Cadillac XLR and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

[Arcticfire]

gr8 jokes guys really gr8
ive read them in my class and other guys were laughing caus of the jokes aswell

[Luminance]

keep more coming plz, could use lil distraction

[Rabbi Bob]

The best internet Blonde Joke ever!

[Anonymous]

The best internet Blonde Joke ever!

BB slaps Bob with a wet trout :roflmao:

[delanvital]

BB slaps Bob with a wet trout :roflmao:

:roflmao:

[Zootoxin]

:roflmao:

:roflmao:

[Jamoe]

The best internet Blonde Joke ever!

:roflmao:

I got it after I click the link on Rabbi's page. But only because I had seen it before.

[T-Bag]

I can see where this is going.

[Luminance]

i think the best blond joke has to be found yet
 
 
did found a couple funny riddles:
 
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
 
 
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
 
 
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
 
 
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
 
 
Q: How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?
A: With a thought.
 
 
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
 
 
and the best riddle for today:
 
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
 
:roflmao:

[no peanuts]

2 Blondes walk into a building!

You would have thought that at least 1 of them would have noticed. :roflmao:

[Anonymous]

Now that you have all dropped yourselves in it, I can announce that BBB is blonde and last weekend gained her Blue belt in Judo (just Brown and Black belts to go).

I'll try to keep her off the crackers but your days are numbered guys

Go BBB :ninja:

[Luminance]

Now that you have all dropped yourselves in it, I can announce that BBB is blonde and last weekend gained her Blue belt in Judo (just Brown and Black belts to go).
 
I'll try to keep her off the crackers but your days are numbered guys
 
Go BBB :ninja:

How long are her arms, or legs?
 
if its less then 1m i can push hear away with one hand without any hits :norty:

[Marduk]

Now that you have all dropped yourselves in it, I can announce that BBB is blonde and last weekend gained her Blue belt in Judo (just Brown and Black belts to go).

I'll try to keep her off the crackers but your days are numbered guys

Go BBB :ninja:

Soo, that means wer safe till she gets her drivers license
how many more years of bloke jokes is that BB