Funniest British plotical quote of the last 50 years

[delanvital]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2857062.html

[Lameduck]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2857062.html

The correct quotation was "There's as much chance of my becoming Prime Minister as there is of finding Elvis on Mars, or me being decapitated by a frisbee or reincarnated as an olive."

Personal favourite:"In the last parliament, the House of Commons had more MPs called John than all the women MPs put together."
 TESSA JOWELL

[delanvital]

Personal favourite:"In the last parliament, the House of Commons had more MPs called John than all the women MPs put together."
 HARRIET HARMAN

I am laughing out loud here... :lmfao:

[Browne]

Personal favourite:

4) Robin Cook: "They found more dangerous chemicals in Coca-Cola's Dasani mineral water than they did in the whole of Iraq."

Always thought Robin Cook was a class act...

At a local golf club here, on the question of whether to buy more machinery to upgrade the Course, a local wag said " Jaysus, I was in the plant shed the other day, and there's more machinery there than Hitler used to invade Poland in 1941"

[Jabbs]

I enjoyed:

2) John Prescott: "The Green Belt is a Labour initiative and we intend to build on it."

3) Harriet Harman: "Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseilles as brain-dead louts - that goes for me as well."