Three Legged Chicken

[Dingo]

A guy was driving down the M1 in his brand new Aston DBRSS, pootling along at 90 minding his own business
when he notices in the rear view mirror vehicles swerving out of the way of something !

All of a sudden he sees, out of the corner of his eye, a chicken ....... running up behind him and ......

It over takes him !!

Dismayed that his brand new Aston has just been overtaken by a fowl he puts his toe down and edges the car up to 120.

It's at this point he notices that the chicken, still nonchalantly jogging away in front of him, has .... 3 LEGS !!!!!!

The chicken, in that all knowing chicken way, looks behind him, sees the Aston, winks at the driver and just warps off !!!

"Bugger this" says the bloke and hits the pedal so hard he nearly puts his foot through the handcrafted shagpile on the floor.

130 .... 140.... 150 ..... 170 ....... 195 ............................

The chicken is still in front when, suddenly, it sticks out its left wing and peels off at the next junction.

The driver indicates and starts the chase !

Hareing round country roads at lunatic speeds, just keeping the chicken in his sight the man chases on.

Until .... eventually.... he loses sight of it at a farm entrance.

There, leaning on a gate, is an old farmer.

"Excuse me mate, did you just see a chicken run in here ?" says the driver

"Aye...."

"did it have ....3 legs by any chance" he asks

"Aye..."

"That bloody thing has just overtaken me on the M1 and kept ahead at 195mph !!! Where the hell does it come from ??" He asks

" 'ere .... I breed 'em ......" says the Farmer nonchalantly.  

"You breed 3 legged chickens !! What the hell for !"

"Well yer see..." says the farmer "Oi loiks a leg, me wife.. she loiks a leg..... and me son loiks a leg as well. So I breed 'em with 3 legs "

"Bugger me" says the bloke, "What do they taste like ?"

"F*ck knows ..... Never caught one !"

[BabyBlueBall]

:lmfao:
That's a pretty good one!

[DuVeL]

A m8 of mine keeps telling this joke.
Nice one!