Tales of mirth

[Benny]

It's not often that I play and don't start laughing, but last night was special. In the woods, a splash of vomit and a few tongues and it's all looking under control, Sulky guards the bridge to stop the on rushing vomit frenzy whilst his colleagues are  at the beginning of the bridge healing and getting stamped on.

Then comes the sly tongue out of the woods, and I think Oldie is pulled off the back of the group, can't remember who. So now we have some vom, someone tied up and someone trying his best to guard.

After many cries for help, the whole team head back to save the poor guy getting licked. Vomit over, tongue freed, let's take a break and heal up.

The message doesn't get through, 3 wonder back the start of the bridge, Sulky is still healing up and......

A crafty vomit and the 3 are covered in dripping bile whilst getting swarmed, Sulky escapes this bile through no choice of his own and gets licked off the back of the group.

Here's the bit that had me in stiches, and if it wasn't meant as funny, I am sorry, but it was killing me. Sulky all tied up getting a good shoeing, calling for help, 3 others all getting a shoeing, not seeing a thing, but unable to help.

'Oh yeah, I get it, I didn't save you so you won't help me, yeah yeah, very funny'.

I don't know why, but this kinda thing is what makes this game great, there is comedy gold in every game. Head back to save the bot, get jumped, fight them off only to get vommed on. Wipe your eyes just in time to see a tongue coming....fend that off and get vommed again. Superb.

Grabbing the last guy off a cliff, or out a window. Landing a 20+ pounce, pulling someone through a gap off a ledge, swiping someone off the roof with the tank. Surviving said swipe to land on an air conditioner somewhere.

The director gets it just right usually. If they get the patches right this is nirvana.

[Anonymous]

It's not often that I play and don't start laughing, but last night was special.

Sounds like CoD has changed a lot :narnar:

[Benny]

Another pearl......our resident royalty, first time on, never heard him swear - ever. Anyone and everyone else - yes, you sir, you made me feel like I'd just caught god having a quick shufty at page 3, it never happens.

What's that guttural sailor talk that escapes his mouth? Made my missus blush and she was upstairs asleep. You should be ashamed of your potty mouth sir.

[KKND]

Another pearl......our resident royalty, first time on, never heard him swear - ever. Anyone and everyone else - yes, you sir, you made me feel like I'd just caught god having a quick shufty at page 3, it never happens.

What's that guttural sailor talk that escapes his mouth? Made my missus blush and she was upstairs asleep. You should be ashamed of your potty mouth sir.

Names whe need names...:norty:

[RizZy]

It was good fun last night, the more I get to know the game the more I'm enjoying it - it gives me a nice warm glowy feeling to know I've just stomped all over some poncy survivors.

[Penfold]

Another pearl......our resident royalty, first time on, never heard him swear - ever. Anyone and everyone else - yes, you sir, you made me feel like I'd just caught god having a quick shufty at page 3, it never happens.

What's that guttural sailor talk that escapes his mouth? Made my missus blush and she was upstairs asleep. You should be ashamed of your potty mouth sir.

:lmfao:God having a shufty at page 3? Ooooo you're going straight to hell for that one.

Hands up to this one. I do apologise for the outburst of expletives the other night. As you point out it's most uncharacteristic of me. Although in truth I do swear like a trooper - just most of the time it's off mic .