Riddle

[Dingo]

At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on
opposite sides of the earth:

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at
the 85th floor.

The other is getting a bj from an 85-year-old
toothless woman.
 
They are both thinking the exact same thing.
 
What are they both thinking?

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 Don't look down.

[Zootoxin]

LMAO!!

Good one