The Aliens Are Here

smilodon · September 06, 2003, 12:19:15 AM

A small claim to fame but I appear to have taken a leak in the presence of being from otherworlds

While walking near my parents firends house in Avebury we found this

X marks the spot so to speak. It was back in July but I've only just found the picture.

TeaLeaf · September 06, 2003, 01:18:19 AM

Didn't know they grew leaks in Avebury :wacko:

TL.

smilodon · September 06, 2003, 02:29:23 AM

Groan

You should consider a career as a sitcom writer for ITV

Gh0st Face Killah · September 06, 2003, 03:26:25 PM

So the being from otherworlds was there watching you take a leak? Shesh you'd think they have something better todo than watch Smilo relieve himself!

smilodon · September 06, 2003, 03:29:54 PM

I think they'd left by then.
Aliens only make crop circles at night and it was about a week later during the day that I was there. There were quite a few people wandering about waving crystals about and chanting stuff. Oh and a bloke with a geiger counter .

Stryker · September 06, 2003, 05:31:26 PM

that shape is awfully acurate..... how the hell would anyone do that on the ground?

Gh0st Face Killah · September 06, 2003, 05:35:13 PM

String and pegs.

I have a friend who makes crop circles, he was just flown to New Zealand by Japenese TV for a week so they could film him making one.

Stryker · September 06, 2003, 05:36:01 PM

yeah but how do they get the proportions and the angles so perfect? that shape in this thread is spot on.

smilodon · September 06, 2003, 07:56:00 PM

Stryker - you like that, then try explaining this one - arguably the daddy of them all.

The microscopic dot in the centre square is a person which should give some idea of scale ( it's 1500ft across). And it appeared within a four hour window.

Surely we are not alone.

GFK - Who's your mate? I might know him.

TeaLeaf · September 06, 2003, 09:00:45 PM

Very Mandlebrot-esque in places, aparting from the repeating and closed-ended nature of the shape of course

But whatever the wource of design inspiration, you need a lot of planks to do all that in 4 hours......

TL.

Gh0st Face Killah · September 07, 2003, 11:56:39 AM

His name is Neil otherwise known as goosey and he lives in Kent. He and his friends are responsible for most of the circles in Kent.

Stryker · September 08, 2003, 10:17:29 AM

so your friends with an alien then?

smilodon · September 08, 2003, 10:28:28 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by Gh0st Face Killah@Sep 7 2003, 11:56 AM
His name is Neil otherwise known as goosey and he lives in Kent. He and his friends are responsible for most of the circles in Kent.

Rod Dickinson is the guy I know...slightly. He and his team do a lot of work in Wiltshire, Warwickshire, Gloucestershire I think.

Stryker · September 09, 2003, 12:03:48 PM

so how do they get a farmer to agree to half his field being flattened? or do they 'borrow' the space?

smilodon · September 09, 2003, 06:55:35 PM

Every time a circle apears loads of scientists, pseudo-scientists, Spiritualists, cranks, weirdos, TV crews, local reporters, sightseers and odd bods want access. So the farmer charges a pound a visit and makes ten times as much in the week or two the circle is up than he or she ever lost in damaged crops. They love them.

Comfortingly, the farmer only has to leave a tin and a notice asking for a fee and almost everyone is honest enough to pay up of their own accord.

Makes ya feel all warm inside