Italian Boy's Confession

[Dingo]

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.  I have been with a loose girl.'

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'

'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as we ll
tell me now.' - 'Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'


 
'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are  sealed.'


'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and
I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an
altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'


4 months vacation and five good leads.

[Gh0st Face Killah]

:roflmao:

Qwality!!!

[delanvital]

Best in a long time ... qwality! :roflmao:

[Penfold]

hahaha - superb :lmfao: