Fishing

[Dingo]

Mike was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting and had just told them
he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the next day because his
wife wouldn't let him go.

After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow 4X4
friends Mike left to go back home to his wife.

When Mike's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who should be there but Mike sitting up in front of his truck,

Tent up, fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of
coals.

"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike?"

"I didn't have to" was Mike's reply.  "When I left the meeting I went home
and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.  Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'Surprise'!"

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see -
through negligee, was sipping on a large Martini and  said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever
you want."

So here I am!

[Bellanie]

:roflmao::roflmao:

[Luminance]

I had to read it a 2nd time, I missed "you can do whatever you want" :doh:

I should read slower and more precise

anyhow, good joke

[Gone_Away]

nice one..