GL & HF

Anonymous · October 23, 2003, 10:09:54 PM

Guys,

Have a great time at the LAN. Hope you have a stormer. Sorry I can't be there but I'll be thinkin off you (did I say that out loud?)

albert · October 24, 2003, 08:09:51 AM

Us to BB, sorry you can't make it, never mind, I'll get you next time I'm in Edinburgh.

DuVeL · October 24, 2003, 08:17:33 AM

Have fun lads! Over here it's starting to snow so i hope you have a blizz(ard) of a game!

smilodon · October 24, 2003, 09:46:36 AM

QuoteOriginally posted by DuVeL@Oct 24 2003, 08:17 AM
Have fun lads! Over here it's starting to snow so i hope you have a blizz(ard) of a game!

Ohhhh it's almost like Christmas

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
For kids from one to ninety two
Although its been said many times many ways
Merry Christmas to you

SLoWHaND · October 24, 2003, 11:38:30 AM

Well Ive delayed my desicion about travelling down to seeya all until the last minit.
But I,m sorry I wont be there this time.
Enjoy yourselves fellas.

SloWHaND :byesad:

JonnyAppleSeed · October 26, 2003, 08:12:49 PM

no problem slow if it makes u feel any better we had a great time and raised a glass for the people who could not make it

smilodon · October 26, 2003, 08:33:44 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by JonnyAppleSeed@Oct 26 2003, 09:12 PM
no problem slow if it makes u feel any better we had a great time........

No we bloody didn't.

If I had even the faintest idea of what you were all like I wouldn't have come within a hundred bloody miles of March this weekend.

So more fool me and where to start the reason why?

The obscene and frankly quite unnecessary initiation ceremony I was subjected to. I'm as broad minded as the next bloke but frankly there was 'no need'.

The almost rabid desire for you all to pour as much alcohol down your necks as humanly possible (and in both Doorman and Albert's case, far far beyond what was humanly possible)

The debauchery that took place at the Chinese restaurant, and particularly the obscene suggestions put to the two waitresses. It would cost a lot more than "five dolla' " for them to do what you suggested JAS!

Benny!

A frankly fixed CS competition that was robbed from under our noses by some sort of server trickery stuff. And I saw Eggsy stuffing a few tenners in Strykers pocket just before the last match, so don't try to deny it!

The winners of the Helpful Hotelier 2003 competition I think not.

The most miserable breakfast waitress on earth, who seemed to have the knack of actually being able to throw your breakfast onto the table rather than placing it there.

Benny!

Ninja-freaks "Poomah" fetish. Although clearly they were indeed "his poomah's"

The smell of five hour old beer-sick permeating through the upper floors of the hotel on BOTH mornings.

A brand new TV in my room that I had to tune in myself, as the hotel handyman wasn't quite as handy as he should have been.

Spawn camping, courtesy of ......well..... you know who you were chaps. Oh and there are exactly nine different death animations in Halo, which I was able to watch again and again and again.

The utter lack of a decent porn channel on the hotel TV. And the highlights from UK Fashion week might do it for Benny, but not for me

Almost loosing the Rugby.

A wildly sloping bedroom floor. I tripped on Sunday morning and if it hadn't been for a very sturdy cupboard that halted my uncontrolled role across the bedroom floor, there could have been serious structual damage caused. I can be lethal when I get my speed up!

And of course Benny.

So all in all a bloody farce and complete disaster.

And add to that the fact that everyone now knows I'm not the suave good-looking intellectual chap I claim to be but a fat git with a tic-tac fetish <_<

In fact it was so unimaginably bad that actually I need to make sure I wasn't dreaming. So I'm putting my name down for the next one now. Double room Friday and Saturday and can I sit next to Doorman and JB as they are the only two who don't smell.

DarkAngel · October 26, 2003, 08:42:08 PM

Quotesmilodon

and can I sit next to Doorman and JB as they are the only two who don't smell.

I dont smell and btw i had a good weekend even though my pc wouldnt work until sunday morning, my hotel room door wouldt shut and lock. My alarm didnt go off on saturday making me self lye in till 12 sigh all that wasted time but heres to the next lan. And i had a great time at this one in all your company. Especialy ninja_freak as i was sat next to him when he was shouting "stuff"

Cheers lads see you at the next one in which i will have a "working" computer.

smilodon · October 26, 2003, 08:47:34 PM

QuoteOriginally posted by DarkAngel@Oct 26 2003, 09:42 PM

I dont smell ...(snip)

He he he, you were too far away so fair point.

And seriously, it was a shame you had all those problems

Maybe one or two people could bring down a spare PC box with the games pre-loaded. Just in case some poor soul get PC problems at the next one.

smite · October 26, 2003, 09:47:12 PM

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