Racing rules

[Doorman]

Here is a nice little video giving a few pointers. DonkeyCheeseGrater please pay particular attention!  Click 'Video' on the right.

[DonkeyCheeseGrater]

Interesting it says leave the other driver plenty of room, not squeeze the other driver into the pit wall at 100 miles an hour.  Not that it worked for the unnamed driver who tried that, wouldnt be like me to name names, eh Ron    Ooops

[Doorman]

Anyone who tried a stunt like that deserves to have his racing licence revoked. Let me know who it was Donks and I'll arrange it. We must keep it clean eh?

[DonkeyCheeseGrater]

I would agree except for the fact that the aformentioned driver lost control in his attempt to make me into a pancake and ended up in the wall on the other side of the track, whilst i sailed on. Justice was served, dont you think Ron, not that you would have seen this incident of course.