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Started by Twyst, July 30, 2014, 12:31:03 PM

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Twyst

£50 for eight legs of venison?! That's two deer!

mirianna

Want some cheap meat with that?  I recommend deer balls, they're under a buck!

Lameduck

What d'you call a buck with no eyes? No idea.
What d'you call a buck with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. :getmecoat:


no peanuts

I'm involved in the illegal trading of large male deer. It's big bucks.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One looks ashamed. His friend asks him what's wrong. He says, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there.

Sneakytiger

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now u started it.lol
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Sneakytiger

What do you call 20 deer on a night out in Blackpool: a stag party
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