Insured for Sex:

[Penfold]

Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
 

• Sex with your partner â€" Standard Life
• Sex with your wife â€" Legal & General
• Sex on the telephone â€" Direct Line
• Sex with someone different â€" Go Compare
• Sex with a lady of big proportions â€" More Than
• Sex on the back seat of a car â€" Sheila’s Wheels
• Sex with a posh bird â€" Privileged
• Sex with a prostitute â€" Commercial Union
• Sex with an OAP â€" Saga
• Sex resulting in pregnancy â€" General Accident
• Sex with a transvestite â€" Confused.com

Just so you know.

[Blunt]

Sex with your sister: Norwich Union

[TeaLeaf]

Very good Pen & Blunt, but you missed a few:

• Sex with Lorena Bobbitt  - AXA
• Sex within the clergy - Abbey Life
• Drunken Sex - AA
• Viagra sex - Endurance Worldwide
• For all male sex - Hiscox
• For safe sex - Prudential
• For sex that goes on for too long - UNUM
• For necrophilia - Scottish Widows
• and finally: Equitable Life - for sex where when you withdraw you get less back than you put in.

[lionheart]

Sex with a sailor........Admiral.

[Tutonic]

You monsters. Love it.

Alarmed/relieved that nobody has come up with anything for Swiftcover yet....

[TeaLeaf]

You monsters. Love it.

Alarmed/relieved that nobody has come up with anything for Swiftcover yet....

or even for this one:

[Tutonic]

There's also a 'Hand in Hand Insurance Company'.

The material writes itself really.