Lost my Girlfriend to an RTA!

[smilodon]

I met her in a strip club and we immediately hit it off. Couple of stay at home dates :norty: and it's going fine. So I phone her up and we agree that I will pick her up from the club after her shift. We drive to her place, I park up and them BOOM! she's getting out of the car when some idiot drives by and crushes her between their car and mine. Dead before she hits the ground! Obviously I popped a cap in the fools ass. But my GF is DOA :blink:

All I have now is her voice on her answering machine :crying:

Oh well back to the Vanilla Unicorn to try my luck again.

[Gone_Away]

lol.. now get up, dust yourself off and go get yourself another stripper..