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Dr Sadako

Vincent Vega: You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

Jules Winnfield: What?

Vincent Vega: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same sh** over there that they got here, but it's just, just there it's a little different.

Jules Winnfield: Example.

Vincent Vega: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And, I don't mean just like a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And, in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules Winnfield: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

Vincent Vega: No, man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the fu** a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules Winnfield: What do they call it?

Vincent Vega: They call it a Royal with Cheese.

Jules Winnfield: Royal with Cheese.

Vincent Vega: That's right.

Jules Winnfield: What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent Vega: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

Jules Winnfield: Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent Vega: I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King.

 8)  :lmfao:
-=[dMw]=-Dr "Doc" Sadako

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein

TeaLeaf

My personal favourites include the 'vengeance' and 'fine beverage' speech at the beginning.  :lol:  All in all it is a top class film :D

TL.
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ChimpBoy

Always loved the "Foot Massage" chat.

JULES
Whoa...whoa...whoa...stop right there.  Eatin' a b***h out, and givin' a b***h a foot massage ain't even the same f****n' thing.

VINCENT
Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

JULES
It ain't no ballpark either.  Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same f****n' sport.  Foot massages don't mean sh**.

VINCENT
Have you ever given a foot massage?

JULES
Don't be tellin' me about foot massages -- I'm the f****n' foot master.

VINCENT
Given a lot of 'em?

JULES
Sh** yeah.  I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

VINCENT
Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
If I wanted you to understand I would have explained it better

smilodon

QuoteJules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?

Pumpkin: What?

Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?

Pumpkin: Not regularly.

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized.

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherf*cker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

Sweet  8)
smilodon
Whatever's gone wrong it's not my fault.

Doorman

"Hey! Let's play the whole film right here."
"What, here in this forum?"
"Why not, we could do it."
"Yeah, c'mon kids let's do it!"
Probably from something with Cliff Richard or Mickey Rooney in it.