Just a little Joke

Started by Gandalf, October 07, 2002, 01:44:45 PM

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Gandalf

October 07, 2002, 01:44:45 PM
A bra, a battery and a set of jump leads walk into a bar.

The battery and the jump leads take a seat whilst the bra goes up to the bar.

The bra says to the barman "Afternoon pal, three pints of Kronenbourg please"

"Sorry mate" says the barman "I can't serve you"

"Why not" the bra says

"Coz you're off your tits and your mates look like they're going to start something"
*G*

Cake: Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three/four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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