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Hog Roast - Thursday night

Started by TeaLeaf, August 31, 2016, 10:33:32 AM

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Without wishing to boar you, the LAN Admins are pleased to announce a porker of a deal for you on Thursday night!

We've arranged for an 80-person cob-roller to be roasted up for us LAN-swines and served at the Oliver Cromwell along with all the usual porky trimmings, rolls, coleslaw and salads etc.  It will be delicious and we're sure that the 60+ of us will be greedy piglets and hog all the food to leave none left over.

Sow on Thursday night you'll need to put down your Warthog joystick (or whatever else you are holding in your preferred digits) and shoat up to the restaurant for our oinker of a meal!

How much for participating in this delicious razorback of a deal?  

Just £8 per person will get your snout in the trough.   It's a Thursday night feast for piggies!

Whether we get 60+ or just 10 people eating, we still have to cook the whole pig, so hopefully you'll all show up with your wallets and your stomachs on Thursday night!

If you are vegetarian you'll need to order something else from the restaurant, sorry!

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RogueTaylor

Never had a hog roast before, I am a bit picky with my meat but I have heard good things about hog roasts. Let us dine like Viking and rest in the halls of vahalla when we have feasted till we can't feast no more !!

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Chaosphere

Oh count me in. Hog roast and poker all in 1 night. Mmmmm.
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albert

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Awesome, nice job guys, that's different! I'm in☺
Cheers, Bert

Tutonic

Excellent. I fully plan on being more pork than man after this. Nobody invite David Cameron please.....

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Gone_Away

We're going to have a cracklin good time.

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Milli

Im in ... promise I'll not make a pig of myself

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Gorion

ME and the missus are in.

We'll be happy to swine with you all.
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Sneakytiger

count me and my bro in, love a pig roast.
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