Christmas is coming.

Doorman · October 18, 2002, 09:39:46 AM

Let's be clear about this, christmas ain't what it used to be.

(1).wav]http://www.finnglish.co.uk/xmas[1](1).wav

TeaLeaf · October 18, 2002, 06:02:40 PM

Who's Christmas and why would I want to know that sordid information anyway? :lol:

TL.

smilodon · October 18, 2002, 08:05:35 PM

Mr. Jebediah Doorman you are an evil thieving git. That was my wav.

You stole it from me when I posted it on the old NsL forum... after having stolen it myself from another message forum :?: :?:

Hmmmmmmmm I appear to have verballed myself into a corner from which I cannot escape. I feel the need for a coat and an exit

TeaLeaf · October 18, 2002, 09:36:46 PM

WARNING for all London peeps:

Sperm-like creature spotted in coat making way from corner towards exit...Beware....... :lol:

TL.

MisterEggs · October 18, 2002, 10:33:12 PM

Ah, the incorrigible Chris Morris

England's finest exponent of surrealist comedy since that Monty Python bloke.

Doorman · October 18, 2002, 11:24:47 PM

QuoteNeutron"]Mr. Jebediah Doorman you are an evil thieving git. That was my wav

Never mind getting all possessive about a .wav file. You've just blown my cover as an obtainer of original stuff! :evil:

smilodon · October 19, 2002, 02:21:47 AM

Hats of to you for keeping a copy Doorman (or should I say -=[dMw]=-Doorman sir)...........which is more than I did :oops:
And it's not a sperm like creature at all...although now you come to mention it.......

Ironically my little piccy actually has the exact opposite effect to sperm. Any guesses? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller? (misquote)

TeaLeaf · October 19, 2002, 08:53:03 AM

Challenge accepted - your avatar is the standard textbook picture of the infamous Ebola virus. What do I win though :wink:

Ebola (for those that haven't heard of it) is a bloody nasty little virus that most often causes you to bleed very slowly to death - kinda of like overdosing on paracetamol except much worse.

Try to imagine having a raging fever, intense stomach cramps, your kidneys & liver shutting down, DEFCON 1 diarrhoea and endless vomiting. The black substance that you are ejecting from your body through the projectile diarrhoea and vomiting is actually quite liquid, it is a mix of cell tissue being broken down by the virus, the virus itself and fresh, red arterial blood. You are quite literally turning yourself inside out. :cry:

Personally I'd prefer to play RONIN again, death was quicker.

Dr TL.

smilodon · October 19, 2002, 09:25:37 AM

8O

I want a new piccy please. I thought it was that jolly helpful Microsoft paperclip.

DonkeyCheeseGrater · October 19, 2002, 01:11:21 PM

lol

TeaLeaf · October 19, 2002, 03:07:53 PM

QuoteNeutron"]8O
I want a new piccy please. I thought it was that jolly helpful Microsoft paperclip.

Hows about using Jimmy Neutron?

Or the basic sub-atomic model of a neutron? And for those that reckon this is an atom with electrons wizzing round forget it - the yellow things are actually a single Up Quark and 2 Down Quarks, so there....... :lol:

Oh well, hope these are of interest to your new avatar search.....

.

TL.

smite · October 19, 2002, 09:24:43 PM

You SAD sad sad sad sad..............

SAD Man a life i think you need
Go on go get one ill be waiting here for you...i expect more of the Battle lord

smilodon · October 19, 2002, 09:42:21 PM

And there was me thinking all three were charm quarks. I feel such a fool

DogMeat · October 20, 2002, 01:06:26 AM

Why not just change your name to Ebola?

TeaLeaf · October 20, 2002, 08:16:49 AM

QuoteWhy not just change your name to Ebola?

What a brilliant idea - that would give him an automatic excuse for the morning after the night before's curry and beer session 8O

TL.

PS Why didn't the Strange, Top and Bottom Quarks get a mention huh?
Just remember to keep your quarks in the right order: Top, Charm, Up, Down, Strange, Bottom. There, now you know :?