Is Dingo a Centenarian

[brass]

At odd times when on the Forum I just have a look at Peoples profiles. Is Dingo really a hundred years old this December. :whistle:

[smilodon]

Nope but you can' only go back to 1905 on the age selector, so he had t make do with that. Not completely accurate but still in the spirit of decrepitude

[Dingo]

Age for GODS, who by our very nature are IMMORTALS, is purely transitory.

Born in 1483 (the board's data never went back that far!!) I have been travelling this planet you call Earth for over five hundred years in search of the portal that wil allow me to ascend to the higher plane that you may know as Valhalla.

Thought I found it once when entering a building in York.......... but it turned out to be a cinematic theatre showing "Rocky -XXv ...  meet the Grandparents"!!.

My QUEST continues, but as the years pass, I find myself more and more disconsolate at my lack of success and therefore seek, in solace if you will, a spiritual home where like minded (and in some cases aged?!!) individuals gather to remonstrate the pasing of time and all things "better in my day!!"

The wisdom of the ages is the "gift" of being botn in the twelfth month (some of which Benny keeps on his hard drive!! ) and as such if you seek enlightenmennt the door to my world is always open.........you are most welcome young padawan  :ph34r:








ps And if you don't believe a word of how old I am watch me playing CS some time!!  

[Zok]

shame - his minds gone aswell

[brass]

Originally posted by Dingo@Mar 28 2004, 01:38 PM

Born in 1483 (the board's data never went back that far!!) I have been travelling this planet you call Earth for over five hundred years in search of the portal that wil allow me to ascend to the higher plane that you may know as Valhalla.

My QUEST continues, but as the years pass, I find myself more and more disconsolate at my lack of success and therefore seek, in solace if you will, a spiritual home where like minded (and in some cases aged?!!) individuals gather to remonstrate the pasing of time and all things "better in my day!!"

The wisdom of the ages is the "gift" of being botn in the twelfth month (some of which Benny keeps on his hard drive!! ) and as such if you seek enlightenmennt the door to my world is always open.........you are most welcome young padawan :ph34r:

ps And if you don't believe a word of how old I am watch me playing CS some time!!

I think you will have to ask Sadako about the Valhalla bit. :whistle:
Meanwhile I have heard the story of the door being always open too often. Ex Royal Navy thankyou very much. Pssstt!! got a light sailor?  :blink:

[DuVeL]

For he is the highlander?

[brass]

Originally posted by DuVeL@Mar 28 2004, 08:37 PM
For he is the highlander?

No he is the fearsome Viking of "Rape,Pillage and Burn" fame.

[Gh0st Face Killah]

But thats only in his spare time when the historical society does a live viking renactment.

[DuVeL]

So he's Vicki the Viking then  

[ChimpBoy]

I'm afraid Dingo "has gone bye-bye", to quote Bill Murray  :whistle:

[Dingo]

Now look here Dorothy the Dutch.....or is it Nellie the Nederlander??  


..........and now that I know that Brass was in the Navy I understand the term "Brass rubbing"!!    :devil:

...and as for Smilo and Chimpy I shall give them their usual thrashing at the weekly meeting of the  "Pimps and Gimps Club" where they are otherwise known as Wendy and Betty!! :whistle:  


You can all mock as you may for us Diety's are used to such scorn from mere mortals which we merely rise above..................upon a steed of pure whiteness into the billowing cushions (clouds to you!!) upon which we rest our heads before bathing in warm showers, creating cloudbursts and thunderclaps to send you all scurrying to hide beneath your beds...............:nevermind:  :devil: Mwahahahahaha!!

[Stryker]

HEY! didnt I take your head off at the last lan?  or are we all witnessing chicken syndrome?  :narnar:

[Dingo]

Wasn't at the last LAN.........so I'm not sure who's head you were taking!!    :dribble:  :narnar:  :narnar:

[Stryker]

touche, you truely do have the wisdom of the ancients.

[Gh0st Face Killah]

Wouldn't have called it that myself, but that certainly smells nicer........ :devil: