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April 06, 2004, 07:37:18 PM
a blonde walks into an electriacal store and says to the owner "can i buy that TV" he says "we dont serve blondes". so she dies her hair green and goes back in and says "can i have that TV please" the owner says "we dont serve blondes". she dies her hair blue and goes back in and says  "can i have that TV please" the owner says "no we dont serve blondes". so she says "how did u no i was blonde every time" and he replies "thats a microwave"..........




i will get my coat :whistle:
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DuVeL

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April 06, 2004, 09:04:09 PM
Hahaha, old 1 but I'm still liking it.........w8 up, I'm blond!!!!  ;)
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Moment

#2
April 06, 2004, 09:59:41 PM
yer its a golden oldie just came into my head when i was reading some jokes  ;)
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GRIM_REAPER

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April 06, 2004, 10:01:58 PM
could some one tell what a blond is? much better r the jokes about blondes

 ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)
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DuVeL

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April 06, 2004, 10:19:51 PM
Well, in Dutch a blond is a blondes in English I guess, oh w8, another tricky joke  ;)
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[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Gh0st Face Killah

#5
April 07, 2004, 09:25:29 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by GRIM_REAPER@Apr 6 2004, 09:01 PM
could some one tell what a blond is? much better r the jokes about blondes

 ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)
You have the cheek to critise his spelling of blonde with a post like that :o
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#6
April 07, 2004, 09:39:53 AM
Happy now?  :narnar:  :narnar:  :whistle:
War never been so much FUN, go up 2 your brother kill him with your gun leave him lying in his uniform dying in the sun,War never been so much fun....

GRIM_REAPER

#7
April 07, 2004, 10:52:24 AM
look ghost i dont get many chances to critise, so when it pops up i have to grap it by the horns ;)
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#8
April 07, 2004, 04:52:46 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by GRIM_REAPER@Apr 7 2004, 09:52 AM
so when it pops up i have to grap it by the horns ;)
But I guess your used to doing that...... psyched!  :narnar:  :lmfao:
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#9
April 07, 2004, 05:09:07 PM
lol very good stryker ;)
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